Things You Wanna Say on FB but Won't

[Doobie Doo]

Usually when someone I don't know post something about their kids. I always get the urge to wanna type "fukk Yo Kids" just to see what they say, but I'm too scurred. Anybody else have to urges to type something on social media but are too worried about the ramifications?

 

[Kings County]

Usually when someone I don't know post something about their kids. I always get the urge to wanna type "fukk Yo Kids" just to see what they say, but I'm too scurred. Anybody else have to urges to type something on social media but are too worried about the ramifications?

next time u see something pm me there link and ill do it :haha: for the coli

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Dont really have a problem with gay people but I want to post this song so bad haha/

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Cant really say anything on facebook or twitter these days cause people will take it as a sneak diss. I pretty much only post shyt related to photography or life changes.

 

[A.V.]

fukk your kids. Your kids ugly as fukk.

bytch stop doing them dumb ass poses, it's already clear you don't have an ass.

fukk nikka, you sold your soul for status likes.

Damn you thirsty fukkin clown.

Tryna look hard on Facebook? We off dat.

 

[godfather]

-if you retarded fukkface send me one more farmville request imma burn your house down

-nobody cares

 

[Red Maverick II]

1. Stop posting a million pictures of your b*stard children. Their lives are already fukked as is

2. Cut all this "trapped in the friend zone" shyt out, you only making the situation worse

3. Meek Mill aint endorsing MCA you gullible slave. None of yall MLM / pyramid scheme flunkies are making any real money.

4. If you're gonna have 300 profile pictures, at least make them not all look identical

 

[intruder]

Dont really have a problem with gay people but I want to post this song so bad haha/

Buju Banton - Boom Bye Bye - YouTube

LOL!

Love the track but i feel guilty when I jam to it in my car cause I have a few friends that are gay (mostly lesbians but still). I can understand them not appreciating me blasting a song saying to put a bullet to their skull. Was at a party a few weeks ago and we were playing old school reggae joints . I wanted to play it but didnt because the host had a lot of her gay friends there.

 

[A.V.]

Fat bytch, all ur pictures are close ups of your face, we know you fat.

Oh you done wit him? I'll be waiting on the "in a relationship" status tomorrow.........then the "single" one a week later.

Ur baby daddy ain't shyt, huh? So that long status you made about him I didn't read makes you what?

 

[intruder]

"you hoes need to stop lusting over president Obama before Michelle puts a hot one in ya"


I sooooo want to put this on mine. I have at least 7 female friends with Obama in swimming trunks as their profile pictures.

 

[malbaker86]

Not really say anything but those "big booty" pages my homeboys be liking, i be wanting to like but since i'm married and my fam is on FB, i ain't trying to get the side eye and people looking at me like i'm a creep

 

[Binary]

LMAO I'll post anything, most people ignore it or agree with me

 

[Cappy77]

1. Please stop acting desperate and constantly posting that you need a real man.
2. Stop venting about your dead beat baby daddy. You chose him!
3. Please stop posting pics of your gut sticking out and your horrible weaves. Dress for your shape and let your hair breath!

 

[cleanface coney]

i just hate seein nikkas I KNOW broke and lame boostin on facebook

like nikka i know you dont get no bread in the streets
see nikkas in public they be on some humble quiet shyt

all dese females i went to school with be boostin like they doin it big
bytch you was dirty in high school you lowkey a runner

 

[Ray Jesus]

fukk your kids. Your kids ugly as fukk.

this.

people who have babies then od on the facebook pictures