Things You Wanna Say on FB but Won't

[Raw Lyrics]

I have a cousin (twice removed), fukin guy! We work at the same job (professional setting) so a lot of our friends are mutual.

This guy stays spamming fb with corny ass jokes..like shyt isn't funny at all! They perverted but not funny at all...he's 5'3 with beady eyes, gets no ass at all and thinks he's smooth with the jokes on facebook.

He'll post like 10 jokes back-to-back every morning at work....all corny!!! I'm like man, I wanna smack this dude in his face. Then after no one "likes" his jokes, he'll proceed to attempt to garner attention by writing a long-ass, grammatically incoherent poem. His writing butchers the English language and all his friends are lawyers who laugh at him and he think's they laughing at his jokes.

Any advice from Coli posters? (Note: I told him his jokes are mad lame and he called me a hater and said everyone loves his jokes but that "no one likes them cause they too contraversial")

 

[gameover82]

nikka stop sweating these hoes they in it for the likes not for you to like it

Don't give a fukk about your kids.....there yours and there not special

Stop trying to make some profound and thought provoking shyt...nobody cares how deep you are

 

[61 Corpses]

deactivate FB..you'll be a better human being for it

 

[Arcavian]

I want to take all these quotes, post them as my final status and then deactivate my account

 

[duncanthetall]

deactivate FB..you'll be a better human being for it

Just deactivated mine last nite. Will be down at least until summer when I can reactivate with a new profile pic of a nikka all swole n cut up

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Everytime somebody puts up how much they love their "baby" or "boo" I REALLY want to violate.

It kills me, but i'm trying to be on a more positive outlook this year. So far it's working, for now....

 

[Rawtid]

-Oh look you're married...again

 

[Rawtid]

I have a cousin (twice removed), fukin guy! We work at the same job (professional setting) so a lot of our friends are mutual.

This guy stays spamming fb with corny ass jokes..like shyt isn't funny at all! They perverted but not funny at all...he's 5'3 with beady eyes, gets no ass at all and thinks he's smooth with the jokes on facebook.

He'll post like 10 jokes back-to-back every morning at work....all corny!!! I'm like man, I wanna smack this dude in his face. Then after no one "likes" his jokes, he'll proceed to attempt to garner attention by writing a long-ass, grammatically incoherent poem. His writing butchers the English language and all his friends are lawyers who laugh at him and he think's they laughing at his jokes.

Any advice from Coli posters? (Note: I told him his jokes are mad lame and he called me a hater and said everyone loves his jokes but that "no one likes them cause they too contraversial")

Just delete him.

 

[rapdonttweet]

Usually when someone I don't know post something about their kids. I always get the urge to wanna type "fukk Yo Kids" just to see what they say, but I'm too scurred. Anybody else have to urges to type something on social media but are too worried about the ramifications?

Why do you have people you don't know on facebook?

 

[thaKEAF]

Ghetto shyt makes me wanna delete my page.

"bytch HOE IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT U IM HEADED TO DA MONEY"

I've started deleting old HS classmates to cleanse myself

 

[StarClout]

LMAO I'll post anything, most people ignore it or agree with me

this right here. I'm on FB posting like

 

[Binary]

this right here. I'm on FB posting like

I'm only like that because there are newsfeed settings that they can use or unfriend me. Either way, no fukks given lmao.

I'll talk shyt about someone and tag them in. I really don't care.

 

[StarClout]

I'm only like that because there are newsfeed settings that they can use or unfriend me. Either way, no fukks given lmao.

I'll talk shyt about someone and tag them in. I really don't care.

If they cant utilize the settings to hide me out of the newsfeed/unfriend/block me, that's their problem.

I'll tag them and be like People always talk about "talk shyt put a name on it" but they never do. All they do is throw subliminals

 

[Melza]

I hate those supposedly deep posts questioning the meaning of life and other philosophical questions. I want to say: NO, you are not deep. Stop spending so much time on fb and go actually do something outside.

 

[KnowledgeIsQueen]

WHY!!! did you just randomly like 10+ of my pictures ( a couple of which the mister is tagged) in less than 2 minutes?