Things You Wanna Say on FB but Won't

[MBwithadream]

this right here. I'm on FB posting like

*smugCena*

 

[BellaVenus]

Well that's really your fault for misusing the platform and deciding to socialize with thousands of people you don't give a fukk about. Can't really blame that on facebook.

Sorry, it seems I have offended the facebook police.

btw I don't blame facebook. GET A LIFE

 

[Seea]

someone will post something like "worst day ever just had a car accident and also lost my phone FML"

then u see people click "Like" ...but why?

Either they wanna be a$$holes or they in a trollin mood.

Trollin people on FB tho is like

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

There's this girl on my facebook who had a baby by a drug dealer. For years all she did was complain about how he's never there, about how he doesn't pay child support, won't babysit or see the kid and how she basically can't stand him. Recently she started posting about how she has a second child on the way and constant stupid updates about her pregnancy. I figure she found a good dude and settled down, learned from her mistake. Week ago she finally has the kid and now she's whining about how she wouldn't let the father of the second child into the delivery room because he's a scumbag who's was never there for her throughout the pregnancy. How he has a different chick pregnant as well and is too focused on the other baby. Acting like she's a victim and all men are trash.

This girl always tries to act like she's smart, bragging about how she's such a hard worker in college and at her job. I want to ask her how her smart dumbass managed to repeat history and end up in the exact same situation again with her second child, but I don't got the heart to do that.

 

[patscorpio]

there's a chick on my FB that i went to Hs with who tries to act like she's gonna be the next wendy williams...flips between dropping religious/biblical messages and talking about the inane shyt like whats going on with real housewives and shows of that ilk...ghetto as all hell but like to front like she's classy...loves to give relationship advice even though she's not in one herself and has 2 kids out of wedlock..she's a walking tyler perry character

 

[MoneyTron]

"fukk yo kid" gotta be top one. Single moms are the worst with that.

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Not really say anything but those "big booty" pages my homeboys be liking, i be wanting to like but since i'm married and my fam is on FB, i ain't trying to get the side eye and people looking at me like i'm a creep

You too fam....

Man, I would much rather see some nice plump asses coming through my TL than seeing chicks whining about they baby daddies and shyt... My wife probably wouldn't care that much, but I already know I'd get that creep treatment as well

The only thing that really annoys me are people I know and hang with doing all that stunting and straight up lying on FB. The irony is that if I actually call them out on it using facts, somehow I'm the hater...

 

[Blown Moon]

Mom get your old ass off of here

 

[mozichrome]

Stop inviting me to play them wack ass games
Stop with all the gotdamn religious posts

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Oh yeah them cooking and farm games and shyt are wack as fukk. Who actually plays that bullshyt?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I cant stand fb. my lady has one and i sometimes see all the stupidness going on. People i know, grown ass people puttin their dirt out in the open. Its a fukkin travesty.

 

[gameover82]

stop acting all religious...bytch wasn't on that church shyt at club saturday

nikka stop crying about that hoe

 

[Pool_Shark]

-Don't you hate stupid fukking morons that find the illumanti interesting.

-STOP WITH THE fukkING QUOTES, I GET IT YOUR POSITIVE NOW SHUT THE fukk UP

-Why do you spread your legs for any sucker an come on here and bytch to your simps, shut the fukk up you fake titted hoe.

-Having a dog, litte cousin, or nephew is NOT the same as having a kid, stop trying to act like you know what's it like.