Things You Wish You Could Tell a Younger You

[Da_Eggman]

dont smoke crack

 

[Black]

put that bottle down dumb nikka you're gonna become dependent on it.

 

[Dooby]

I'd give myself the lottery numbers to two large Powerball & Megamillion drawings within the same week so I wouldn't fukk up the spacetime continuum

 

[filial_piety]

Invest in Apple (this is circa 1999-2000)
go for Phi Betta in college

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Play football. U will get noticed by the biggest schools. Dojt wait till senior year when theyvalready gave out their last scholarship.

Find new friends. Ur friend are cckblocking rats.

Bang the 30 girls that u lined up in high school. Cuz doin 3 girls is not a lot.its close to virginal. U aint a dirty slut. F what them white girls say.

 

[Sinnerman]

Stop caring what people think of you. embrace that inner a$$hole

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

stop fukking around in 8th grade math class
i shoulda embraced the chance to move to CA, GA, or FLA in the 7th grade instead of convincing fam to stay in ALAfukkINGBAMA.
fukk these haters fukk these hoes
stop fukking around in the 9th grade cause gpa dont really change that much after that year

 

[ineedsleep212]

Stay out of your own head and don't overthink everything.

Work out. Put health high on your priority list. You'll feel better physically and mentally.

Don't think too much about females. Break oneitis by speaking to more females. They won't kill you (yet).

Learn how to truly relax.

Avoid unnecessary stress.