Things you've vowed to never do again

[Jasonmask]

It's a very submissive and subservient position to put yourself in as an adult male. You may very well be saving a few dollars by moving in with her, but the power you give up is huge.

You've got absolutely nothing in your name. You'll always be one altercation away from packing your bags.

Sorry, I misunderstood thought you meant going over to a girls house to smash. I agree with all of that my homeboy is in that exact position

 

[jackswstd]

fukk with a cop’s wife

 

[PharaohAtem]

Simp

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

Goto a club in baltimore

drink 4loko or mad dog or a 40

smoke k2

Use casino ATMs

buy hyped shoes/line up for shoes

fukk virgins

goto a multi day music festival

cut my locs

mess wit broke chicks

pay for MLB.tv

Date black women that like cacs

Goto a college student party

 

[CoryMack]

Sorry, I misunderstood thought you meant going over to a girls house to smash. I agree with all of that my homeboy is in that exact position

should be real careful about doing that. homeboy of mine had the door kicked in the broads crib and had to wrestle the crazed ex until the cops showed up

 

[Jasonmask]

should be real careful about doing that. homeboy of mine had the door kicked in the broads crib and had to wrestle the crazed ex until the cops showed up

I keep the hammer especially on dates

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Stop reading the Bible and praying

I can feel the darkness creeping on me when I’m not doing it

 

[Ziploc]

fukk with a married chick(too much drama and angry husband wondering why she sucks it different)
have a threesome with two girls on their first time doing shrooms(vomit,crying,sloppy anal)



Buy an Alfa Romeo(had a 156 TS,fire signal red,beautiful car...when it actually ran which was about three weeks out of the month and the parts werepriced)


Go to the house of a friends friend after clubbing...only to find out the friend was on someopened the door with his dikk out on someand our friend seemed to be okay and comfy with this whole scenario and hugged dude, so the remaining three of us politely wentand bounced..the squad lost one that day,talking bout "You guys are weird..thats my dude,he always walks around naked in the house"..we had to give him his walking papers.

 

[Money Be Green]

Hang with scary nikkas
Drive a GM car

 

[KodeBlue]

1.Let shyt slide
2.Stand all night in line to spend money on something I don't need
3. Buy an American car.

 

[Jean Jacket]

Trust a Puerto Rican.
Loan family anything.
Go to an outdoor concert.
Not set bills up automatically.
Show any weakness to a woman.
Listen to anyone without questioning and research for myself.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Date women in their 20's.
Be talked into going to social events.
Shave my face with a razor.

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

-Put up with a hoodrat’s mouth.
-Work for white folks
-Care what a bytch thinks about my hobbies/interests
-Care what a bytch thinks about anything
-Believe what a bytch says about anything or any man
-fukk wit a Shea Butter or Shea Butter-adjacent feminist(IDGAF how “bad” she is....don’t do it....reconsider....)
-Hang around nikkaz who worry about bytches all day
-Argue/Debate on social media
-Spend money on superfluous shyt
-Cop any open-world or non-NBA 2K 2K game on release day
-Buy Madden

 

[humminbird]

take life/family for granted
drink till i'm blackout drunk
eat unhealthy snacks/snacks in general

 

[Originalman]

Pick up a big girl.