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GreatestLaker

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:wtf:

Ok, so after I touch the book, she asks for a kiss, I lean in for a kiss and she tell me I'm acting desperate? :mindblown:

ok second try, I kiss her on the cheek instead, she invites me out by the grill and we get to eating....i offer her some wine, but she declines and continue to eat, then I offer her some salt and pepper and she tells me that Im pigging out and end the date :snoop:

ok so after we get done eating, this hoe says she needs to go to the bathroom...i wait in the hallway then she says that shes too drunk the end. :beli:

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Use the cheat sheet that I posted. :manny:
 

Ooh Marty

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I smashed 5 times, but I used the cheat sheet. :manny:

Here it is.

1. Introduce yourself
2. Compliment her (looks or outfit - doesn't matter which)
3. Say something smart
4. Kiss Her Cheek
5. Click "over 18"
6. Read Poetry
7. Kiss Her
8. Dance - slect soft rock or jazz
9. Kiss while dancing
10. Dip and kiss her neck
11. Go back to couch, then go somewhere else, go to kitchen
12. Drink wine (maximum twice)
13. Get steaks
14. Get into hot tub - she'll say do it later but will change into her bikini
15. Compliment her, eat dinner, drink wine and talk to her - she'll now be game and want to go somewhere else
16. Get in hit tub
17. Drink wine
18. Play Truth or Dare
19. Go truth the first time or the game get stuck - doesn't matter after there
20. She'll go truth first then dare twice
21. Dare her to take off her top
22. Dare her to take of her bottoms
23. Kiss her
24. French kiss her
25. Fondle her breasts
26. Massage shoulders
27. Lick nipples
28. Rub lower back
29. Grab her behind
30. Massage box
31. darn her
32. Suggest staying the night
33. darn her again

:leon:
 

Daniel.

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Between the full on walk through and havin her playin ball butt ass...ya'll done changed the game :gladbron:



:salute:
 

ThatTruth777

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:laff: I remember this being posted way back on SOHH before the buildings got crushed. It was a funny ass thread too
 

Brandon M.

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5 stars. i fukked her ten times..she called 3 weeks later talkin about she preguntas! no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I had this bytch drunk and full
ready for the dikk in the pool and somehow I ran out of time? I didnt know p*ssy expired?
 

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Sorry, I'm just not feeling it. Making out in a hot tub is not that big of a thrill.
Lets call it a night. On a scale of 1 to 10 you rank a 5.
THE END


:shaq2: I only got to touch boobs, fukk this game
 
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