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cant even get past the fukking couch. bytch is constantly asking me to kiss her and i have no other option but to kiss her or touch her breasts.
 

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cant even get past the fukking couch. bytch is constantly asking me to kiss her and i have no other option but to kiss her or touch her breasts.

yeah you have to start off with the wit and then a soft kiss on the cheek, for some reason if you do a proper kiss to start you're stuck with the same options and will never progress
 

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destroyed them guts in that hot tub :jawalrus:

im tryna get it in every room in the house


doin that shyt without that wine seems impossible doe :wow:

edit: 2nd time around i got to spend the night and smashed twice :kdot:


im done with that bish :yeshrug:
 

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destroyed them guts in that hot tub :jawalrus:

im tryna get it in every room in the house


doin that shyt without that wine seems impossible doe :wow:

:lolbron: Imagine if this game had mollys :wow:

:ohlawd: This shyt would be a wraaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
 

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:ooh: Yoooooooooooooo!!!! Aight so here's the deal right now......I'm doing some big shyt yall...

Me and the bytch went downtown, right? And we decided to go to the lingerie store, and while we were there, she knew the cashier from college and invited her to come to the club with us :win:

So we at the club, drinking and dancing, and her homegirl asks to come back to the slab with us :myman:

I said coo :manny:

So when we get back, the girls ask to go swimming and what not, but the thing is...my bytch only has one bikini :obama:

So what do they decide to do??

They decide to split the suit :mindblown: My chick is wearing the panties while the other girl is wearing the top....

And while we're swimming, we decide to play Marco Polo,and they're touching on each other stuff, touching their titties and shyt, and I'm on the side like.... ":dwillhuh: Amazin...:lolbron: Can I get next?"

Then these bytches look at me and give me the ultimate brick wall, saying "Sorry, she's more fun than you. I'm going to hang out with her instead." :snoop:

DATE OVER :to:
 
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