thinking about buying a used bed/mattress......Courtdawg was on to something....

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

What about a used futon?

I bought a used futon FRAME but I also bought a brand-new mattress for it.

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[Tiffrock]

I automatically thought of bedbugs.

 

[NoMorePie]

Buy a used bed that was used for gay transvestite lgbtqrstuvwxyz anal sex brehs

 

[Address_Unknown]

The amount of decent memory foam matresses I've been seeing up here in America for 200-300 makes anyone looking to buy a used matress look like someone who either ain't got they priorities straight (health wise) or broke. I'm talking shopping at the salvation army during high season broke, check to check broke.

And while that's alright and all, errybody on here posting on a personal device and not at the library, so this shouldn't even be a thing past mentioning it for comedic effect.

But of y'all for real for real serious, then God be with yall cause the amount of shyt that prolly went down on and is now currently in whatever used bed is straight up :AU_GROSSEDOUT: Status.

 

[kdslittlebro]

fukk around and get scabies brehs

 

[Luken]

What about a used futon?

definitely been farted on a lot, thats for sure. cant be putting my head on someones fart catcher, definitely cant do them things breh.

 

[Luken]

I just find it ironic that the richest people in our societies are likely to spend countless hours in hotels aka used bed.

Then a broke muthafukka will try to break down their broke ass opinion but that same person would be thrilled to stay in a hotel if they won a free stay somehow.

Regardless, I'm innocent damn it

Da used Mattress Gad has spoken

 

[Luken]

I automatically thought of bedbugs.

Hows the baby, still with your man and all that too?

 

[Luken]

The amount of decent memory foam matresses I've been seeing up here in America for 200-300 makes anyone looking to buy a used matress look like someone who either ain't got they priorities straight (health wise) or broke. I'm talking shopping at the salvation army during high season broke, check to check broke.

And while that's alright and all, errybody on here posting on a personal device and not at the library, so this shouldn't even be a thing past mentioning it for comedic effect.

But of y'all for real for real serious, then God be with yall cause the amount of shyt that prolly went down on and is now currently in whatever used bed is straight up :AU_GROSSEDOUT: Status.

a slightly used $3000 Deluxe Mattress>>>>>>> a brand new $300 bargain-bin mattress.

 

[Tiffrock]

Hows the baby, still with your man and all that too?

Yeah...my son is 13 months..he's good.

 

[Luken]

Buy a used bed that was used for gay transvestite lgbtqrstuvwxyz anal sex brehs

nah, you just gotta vet them out. i feel an optimum purchase would come from an 80+ year old lady who can barely lay down to save her life.

 

[Tiffrock]

Hows the baby, still with your man and all that too?

How you been?

 

[International Playa]

That courtdog thread was a classic, it will be remembered for decades

 

[606onit]

u could hit a lick on some courtdog....i'd say if the bed if a few years old then do the following:

- Get it from a rich, sexless, cac couple....preferably in a HIGH RISE or a swanky part of town.....Make sure the bed retails for 1,000+ New
- Lowball buy it (100-150)...
- Obviously clean TF out of it (like cats were saying....u dont bring your own mattress to a hotel). If it's comfty with little usage (maybe the couple traveled a lot) u might hit a lick.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Hows the baby, still with your man and all that too?

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