Thinking about getting a cat today, daughter randomly brought i up. It's war if it breaks a TV though.

[DetroitEWarren]

Are they easy to train out of jumping on thin flat screens and knocking everything over or jumping at animals on the TV?

I got 4 TV's over 50 inches, what am I risking? I wouldn't want to love a cat, then have to punt him off an overpass in a river ala Anchorman.

 

[I'm Blackman]

Dont do it bruh

Bang dogset

Cat will be prancing around on your kitchen counter next to your food.

You gonna tell his ass come here and he'll hit with the who the hell u talking to

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Nïgga, what kinda cat you plan on getting w/ this line of questioning? A Tiger?

 

[King Kai]

Breaks a TV?

 

[the cac mamba]

yeah, you just buy a water sprayer if they jump up on the counter or wherever

biggest question is where's the litterbox going. if she wants the cat, tell her she'll be the one cleaning it

 

[I'm Blackman]

Nïgga, what kinda cat you plan on getting w/ this line of questioning? A Tiger?

 

[Peter Popoff]

I can give you good pointers on how to kill it. He will fụck your shıt up.

I think tying it up in a plastic bag and tossing it in the river is fine.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Nïgga, what kinda cat you plan on getting w/ this line of questioning? A Tiger?

Nah, I be seeing videos of them spazzing for no reason and jumping on small shyt or knocking shyt down/over.

Them nikkas hear a loud noise and jump across the room knocking TV's and shyt like that over. They also knock shut down just for the fukk of trolling humans. They sneaky asf.

 

[ISO]

Put them joints on the wall

But nah they don’t jump at screens from my experience

They do need litter area, scratch post, and some of them have their exercise and mock hunting time that they run all over the crib though for the most part they’re very chill and independent

 

[987654321]

Just don’t get an orange one, and keep them indoors, and you should be straight

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Just don’t get an orange one, and keep them indoors, and you should be straight

Ive heard about the orange ones. Are they really that bad?

 

[Maximus Rex]

My cat is around 12 lbs, can't even knock over my computer monitor

knock over a TV?

 

[987654321]

Pick a shelter cat like you would pick a kid for adoption. Find the one that’s chill and appreciative of a new home.

You pick the hood hard, snot nose, unbuttoned polo with a sweaty neck kid named Kennard, you get what you get.

Same principle goes with hood hard cats.

 

[987654321]

Ive heard about the orange ones. Are they really that bad?

Too much energy, but they can be funny. Short hair Black cats and Maine c00ns are the best. Maine c00ns are big and expensive but they are probably the most chill cat breed of all time.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Cats are like women. The one who shows them the least amount of attention end up being their favorites. You gonna be on some fukk that cat shyt, and it's gonna be meowing and rubbing it's tail all over your legs. You gonna want to chill on the couch and watch the game, and it's gonna try to climb on your chest.

Tale as old as time.