Thinking bout risking that virus for some puss

[Nymbus]

you might get it anyway then you be mad af with a dry cough and dry meat

 

[SATAN]

So what’s the deal? She cool you smashing other chicks? Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen

She's not my girlfriend


Why would I tell her that I'm smashin other chicks?


Every time I go out, she asks me where I'm going, but I just say I'm going out


Then she asks if she can go
I tell her nah. She was clingy before quarantine but now it's worse.

But now with this Stay at Home order, I might be strictly fukking her

 

[Wayans Brehs]

She's not my girlfriend


Why would I tell her that I'm smashin other chicks?


Every time I go out, she asks me where I'm going, but I just say I'm going out


Then she asks if she can go
I tell her nah. She was clingy before quarantine but now it's worse.

But now with this Stay at Home order, I might be strictly fukking her

Does she know that she isn't your girlfriend? You stringing her along breh?

 

[Goat poster]

Roommate

Spanish midget. A coworker, she's 4'8"

They ain't dymes, but it's good to have some puzzy to slide into at a time like this


I have a type.

Coli nikkas might front, but they both nice.

especially your roommate.

 

[SATAN]

Does she know that she isn't your girlfriend? You stringing her along breh?

She knows. I'm not stringing her along


I don't want a relationship, and if she's this clingy and insecure already, she would not make a good girlfriend

 

[Banned Account12]

Roommate

Spanish midget. A coworker, she's 4'8"

They ain't dymes, but it's good to have some puzzy to slide into at a time like this


I have a type.

Both look like real freaks

roommate bad as hell

 

[The G.O.D II]

She's not my girlfriend


Why would I tell her that I'm smashin other chicks?


Every time I go out, she asks me where I'm going, but I just say I'm going out


Then she asks if she can go
I tell her nah. She was clingy before quarantine but now it's worse.

But now with this Stay at Home order, I might be strictly fukking her

Naw Breh that sound like issues waiting to explode. My situation wasn’t even no fukking and it was still weird. Moved in with this chick for the summer after freshmen year and it was uncomfortable cause she had a man and that nikka was everytime he saw me. And of course I had to listen to them fukk. (bytch also tried to ask for money from me months after I moved out after we agreed I didn’t have to pay rent which I knew her nikka pushed her to do) Now we talking about my situation with females and you fukking her. How she gonna react if say you do bring a chick home? Be safe out there don’t get Mcnair’d

 

[Hungerpain]

This nikka roommate got some big ass milk bags.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

I'm glad you're thinking about it, because I didn't

 

[606onit]

damn, so u own a house in chi or something and this big tittied mexican saw your Craigslist chicago ad or something? That's a fukkin lick!

 

[newworldafro]

you might get it anyway then you be mad af with a dry cough and dry meat

 

[Family Lives Matter]

This gnna turn into a thread crying about people contacting them through Instagram real quick

 

[SATAN]

Both look like real freaks

roommate bad as hell

All Mexican chicks are freaks, breh

Naw Breh that sound like issues waiting to explode. My situation wasn’t even no fukking and it was still weird. Moved in with this chick for the summer after freshmen year and it was uncomfortable cause she had a man and that nikka was everytime he saw me. And of course I had to listen to them fukk. (bytch also tried to ask for money from me months after I moved out after we agreed I didn’t have to pay rent which I knew her nikka pushed her to do) Now we talking about my situation with females and you fukking her. How she gonna react if say you do bring a chick home? Be safe out there don’t get Mcnair’d

I don't need to bring a chick home if I have in-house puzzy

damn, so u own a house in chi or something and this big tittied mexican saw your Craigslist chicago ad or something? That's a fukkin lick!

We used to work together, we started fukking at that time. She was dating another co-worker while we were fukking. Then she broke up with dude, put in her 2 weeks, and asked me if I knew anyone looking for a roommate. She paid 6 months rent in cash, I told her mi casa es tu casa.

The fukkery

 

[shopthatwrecks]

fukk this social distancing shyt bruh

Would i be good if I showered, before leaving then showered when I arrived at her place and then showered when I got home after hittin my clothes with some lysol

This is literally the most difficult thing about this quarantine. A man has needs damnit

quit bein a bytch n go raw that girl..

cough later mayne

 

[Thanos]

Risk your life potentially over p*ssy.