Thinking With Your D!ck Unappreciation

ndthentherewasx

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My penn has me doing borderline inappropriate shyt when I should just :whoa: chill

Oh, my bad I don't know how my hand got there baby :leon:

Or

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get up all over you :steviej:

So long as they don't get weirded or mad tho :takedat:

Es on :youngsabo:
 

TEH

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I think man's great flaw is the all-consuming obsession with p*ssy
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think of all the great things the average guy could get done if 90% of his thoughts weren't consumed with chasing p*ssy everyday :mindblown:

i'm surprised some scientist somewhere hasn't developed a "post-nut clarity" pill for when shyt needs to get done. I'd be about 100% more productive with my day :pachaha:
:wow:
 

™BlackPearl The Empress™

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Since I started appreciating my queen:ufdup:

You're the type that I would smut out n dump.... with all these smart comments.

Nobody want your dirty dikk ass. :mjlol: You're too stupid to keep your dikk in your pants :francis:. You need to be worried about your new tenet and the next time she call ya wife. bytch probably about to sue you for being slum lord. :russ:
 

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you know i'm not buying the whole "I can go days without a sexual thought" bullshyt :patrice:
 

JackRoss

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I haven't thought with my dikk in years because I'm in a committed relationship but prior to that, the ugly to pretty ratio was off the charts.... It use to be if a bytch can breath, that bytch could get fukked :huhldup:

Now I see certain chick peepin when I'm out with my lady and I:scust: in my mind because I'm a nice guy.... Keep it in your pants guys... Quality over quantity :mjcry:
 
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