Thirsty chick throws herself infront of a dudes car

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I feel for all my brehs that has to deal with crazy bytches like this cause they automatically get the benefit of the doubt.
 

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You ain't neva lied...I was like "ain't no way this nicca finna get out of that space..." I woulda had to either (1) eat some Mentos so four muffuccas could life my ride and move it, or (2) just gave up and fucced that broad on the hood one time so she could go back inside.

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You ain't neva lied...I was like "ain't no way this nicca finna get out of that space..." I woulda had to either (1) eat some Mentos so four muffuccas could life my ride and move it, or (2) just gave up and fucced that broad on the hood one time so she could go back inside.

:deadrose: @ remember!n that mentos commerc!al..... ! saw that spot like :skip:...
 

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this guy could not take it anymore, you have to get away before you reach that stage because at this point anything can happen
 

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Sounds like a typical night for my homie & the mother of his child at their house. :leon:

He tries to dip to avoid a physical fight where the cops would be called and she jumps in front of his whip like clockwork.

*Heated argument*

Her: "You need to get out!" :angry:

*He gets into car to leave*

Her: "You always run away!" :angry:

*jumps in front of car...he leaves to come to my crib and explain the story as she calls/texts while he's over here calming down*

Her: "You better not be fukking some bytch. I'm putting all your stuff on the porch. You ain't shyt. fukk you, you fatherless fakkit bytch." :angry:

*He ignores texts*

Her: "Come figure out the thermostat. I'm cold. Our son is cold" :usure:

*He goes back...everything's cool 2 days later. They're back to fukking and everything :laugh:*

Happens about once every few weeks. Relationships can be some toxic shyt. I don't see how people do it. I can't tolerate petty drama. :facepalm:
 

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Oh well, she learned a lesson. I feel no sympathy. #crashtestdummy

They're out in the street and people who are in the vicinity can see what's going on but to fukking record that shyt without their consent and put that shyt on WSHH is a violation of privacy.

I'm glad someone recorded it just in case this unstable chick tries to say he hit her or some shyt.

guess we're the only ones who thought of that

i didnt feel like interrupting all the parallel parking dikkriding going on

:manny:

This.
 
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