This “Alpha Male” thinks he can steal your girl. Thoughts?

[SupaVillain]

Cacs

 

[Vandelay]

Dude looks like he plays poker for a living.

 

[Peter Popoff]

My girl would steal off on him.

 

[FS4LFE]

Can’t take my girl. She hates alphas.

 

[Cakebatter]

If your girl is impressed by a dude shaped like a Q-tip, because he drives an exotic car, she was never yours to begin with.

 

[High Art]

My girl showed me this earlier. Her message was "Look at this. Look at this and laugh. Who's lying to these little boys? lmao" so I'm thinking no.

 

[Ridge Forrester]

I could break this dirt squirrel in half.

 

[b. woods]

The ONLY way he will EVER steal anyone's girl is in a video game.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

breh got the shoulders of a 12 year old talking like that?

 

[DrexlersFade]

@Mowgli I could easily put that alpha male in an ankle bar chokehold.

Yeah if he wasn't a bytch made fraud

 

[fifth column]

Only thing getting stolen is his car with his frail ass

 

[Suge Shot Me]

I don't know why you guys are skeptical. The Coli taught me that goofy, broke, dusty cacs can pull black models.

 

[Breh Obama]

If he can take her I don’t want her

 

[maxamusa]

AND HE GOT THE KEYS!? HURRY UP BABE GET ON THE BUS NOW!

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli I could easily put that alpha male in an ankle bar chokehold.

There are levels to everything. Even alphas. This guy is dangling a trick bag to get someone's girl which isn't the same as someone getting someone girl based purely on the strength in their physical appearance. This is also not the same as being able to fold someone's while looking inconspicuous