

Ayo brehs let's be real: a lot of 80s and 90s r&b singers were bytch made simps. They were talented, they made dope music, but lord knows these nikkas were taking bytches on picnics and baking bytches some fresh made cookies every sunday instead of watching sports. These nikkas carry unbrellas in they pocket instead of condoms, just in case it rains and they need to shield a bytch's weave from mother nature.
Even Michael wasn't a simp during his Peter Pan swag days, b. I can't imagine him even opening a door for a bytch, much less taking one out to eat. Michael would just pull out his secret barotone voice and ask a bytch what that mouth do. Can you imagine this nikka from Boyz 2 Men getting head (no homo)? He's simping so hard on that track he probably kisses his girl with a dental dam so he doesn't mess up her lipstick.
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Listen up li'l niccas...
R&B is simp music. Find out what the "B" in R&B is. All the R&B/Doo Wop groups from the 50s and up had a nicca like Mike in Boyz II Men. You supposed to say that chit in them songs because females like it and they buy the records and tickets to the shows.
Don't get it twisted, though - alot of them R&B niccas (from then to now) will pistol whip you in dees damn skreetz.





What the fukk did I just listen to? 

at "I just didn't care"
thank god I had an older brother who put me on to jay z nas and dmx at a young age and not these fakkits 
fellas love songs where they can indiscriminately fukk anyone without remorse, and the ladies love songs where they can suck a brother down and her man understands she was going to come right back. people love demonic songs brehThese nikkas knew what they were doing. They knew that hoes would love this shyt.