This chick is ugly frfr. But she's super chill.

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There's this girl and she's not cute. she's ugly. there's no other way to put it. She ain't nobody's type. She is nice and easy to talk to. I almost want to hit it. We're developing a little friendship. I know she wants the D. I broke my rule and started touching her. I don't touch girls unless I'm hitting it.

I don't do PDA, hand holding, high fives, daps, or any of that. I don't like to be touched. I don't even like falling asleep with a girl next to me unless she loves me. I sneak out when they're asleep.

She's never made my dikk tingle. Not in months. I keep thinking about her though. I want to be around her. She invited me over for the holidays.

She's ambitious, family oriented, she can cook, she's going places, and she doesn't mind my attention and tolerates my moodiness.

Again, she's ugly. If she played with my dikk of course I'd like it. But my dikk, brain, heart are not tied together.

Then there's my new sugar muffin. She is fine. Thin, 5'7. fat booty. flat stomach. beautiful eyes. ambitious. artsy. nerdy. She makes films and she lives like five minutes from me. She is my type. She's a wood nymph floating through life creating things.

She's from the A too. So I know she's talented and a good Southern woman. She's so coy and charming.

And I got this short and thick who's bad as fukk. and wants the D bad. I know the sex would be on fire. That's why I haven't hit it. She's a man eater I can tell because she's not scared of me.

Only time I ever made her nervous is when I told her I wanted to kiss her and walked away. then I said, "don't turn around, I can feel you smiling from over here."

Thing is Atlanta Girl and Sex On Fire work together. SOF has seen me flirting with AG.

And I got another chick who is a mystery. She's like the female version of me. I must collect her. But like me she's very illusive and highly sought after.

Finally there's Mrs. I Kind Of Have A Boyfriend. we've been off and on since I took her out on that AM date I posted the pics of us on. I already told her she's going to be fourth great love of my life. I'll wait for her man. She's the one. She is the bluest light.

I need help. lots of help.
 
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There's this girl and she's not cute. she's ugly. there's no other way to put it. She ain't nobody's type. She is nice and easy to talk to. I almost want to hit it. We're developing a little friendship. I know she wants the D. I broke my rule and started touching her. I don't touch girls unless I'm hitting it.
damn nikka... :what:
 

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Light skinned below average or dark skinned and fat?

:mjpls::ufdup:
Nah, below average chick vs very ugly chick...skin tone and weight ain't got nothing to do with it...Precious just super low on the scale.

We got a resident chocolate big girl who shyts on both quite easily, so it can be done with weight and dark skin. I seent it

:sas2:

Its levels to this shyt.
 

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There's this girl and she's not cute. she's ugly. there's no other way to put it. She ain't nobody's type. She is nice and easy to talk to. I almost want to hit it. We're developing a little friendship. I know she wants the D. I broke my rule and started touching her. I don't touch girls unless I'm hitting it.

I don't do PDA, hand holding, high fives, daps, or any of that. I don't like to be touched. I don't even like falling asleep with a girl next to me unless she loves me. I sneak out when they're asleep.

She's never made my dikk tingle. Not in months. I keep thinking about her though. I want to be around her. She invited me over for the holidays.

She's ambitious, family oriented, she can cook, she's going places, and she doesn't mind my attention and tolerates my moodiness.

Again, she's ugly. If she played with my dikk of course I'd like it. But my dikk, brain, heart are not tied together.

Then there's my new sugar muffin. She is fine. Thin, 5'7. fat booty. flat stomach. beautiful eyes. ambitious. artsy. nerdy. She makes films and she lives like five minutes from me. She is my type. She's a wood nymph floating through life creating things.

She's from the A too. So I know she's talented and a good Southern woman. She's so coy and charming.

And I got this short and thick who's bad as fukk. and wants the D bad. I know the sex would be on fire. That's why I haven't hit it. She's a man eater I can tell because she's not scared of me.

Only time I ever made her nervous is when I told her I wanted to kiss her and walked away. then I said, "don't turn around, I can feel you smiling from over here."

Thing is Atlanta Girl and Sex On Fire work together. SOF has seen me flirting with AG.

And I got another chick who is a mystery. She's like the female version of me. I must collect her. But like me she's very illusive and highly sought after.

Finally there's Mrs. I Kind Of Have A Boyfriend. we've been off and on since I took her out on that AM date I posted the pics of us on. I already told her she's going to be fourth great love of my life. I'll wait for her man. She's the one. She is the bluest light.

I need help. lots of help.
Girl number 2 is gonna destroy you breh.:mjlol:.
You described her as artsy, nerdy and a wood nymph "floating through life". Most of that is red flags.

The others girls, sans the ugly chick, are clearly thots, clearly. You already know who you should wife, you wrote a novel about her but men are weak creatures.:mjcry:

To cause the least about of damage smash the nymph before the man-eater....I doubt the latter will mind, might even try to swoop if she think you wifed. Smash the ugly chick first outta them all but dont wife if you wanna run through the thots. And don't put took much time into smashing the mystery thot, it's a waste of time.

Enjoy your L breh.
 

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Nah, below average chick vs very ugly chick...skin tone and weight ain't got nothing to do with it...Precious just super low on the scale.

We got a resident chocolate big girl who shyts on both quite easily, so it can be done with weight and dark skin. I seent it

:sas2:

Its levels to this shyt.
Are you only saying this because the residential chocolate big girl is residential/on here/accessible and not a celebrity?

:sas1:
 
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