This chick is ugly frfr. But she's super chill.

[BlackAlacard]

Girl number 2 is gonna destroy you breh..
You described her as artsy, nerdy and a wood nymph "floating through life". Most of that is red flags.

The others girls, sans the ugly chick, are clearly thots, clearly. You already know who you should wife, you wrote a novel about her but men are weak creatures.

To cause the least about of damage smash the nymph before the man-eater....I doubt the latter will mind, might even try to swoop if she think you wifed. Smash the ugly chick first outta them all but dont wife if you wanna run through the thots. And don't put took much time into smashing the mystery thot, it's a waste of time.

Enjoy your L breh.

He won't hear you though.

 

[Biscayne]

Where are the pictures of your date? I wanna see her pls....

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

Nah, below average chick vs very ugly chick...skin tone and weight ain't got nothing to do with it...Precious just super low on the scale.

We got a resident chocolate big girl who shyts on both quite easily, so it can be done with weight and dark skin. I seent it



Its levels to this shyt.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I just wanna see if she is smashable

She got a box body with no curves other than one below her chin. big round eyes. little piggy nose.

Tap it. If you get her pregnant, maybe your prettiness will help the lineage in her family.

I'm not pretty. I'm just charming. That isn't genetic.

Like Tiny ugly where she still getting fukked or like precious ugly

Lmao. You and I should never holler at girls together. We'd be clowning them too hard. I know exactly what you mean when you say precious ugly. I cannot stop laughing.

















Precious ugly.

Light skinned below average or dark skinned and fat?

Sensitive.... she's honey toned. That organic raw honey color that looks like amber when light shines through it. Her eyes are the same color.

I seent it



Its levels to this shyt.

Word to burger.

Girl number 2 is gonna destroy you breh..
You described her as artsy, nerdy and a wood nymph "floating through life". Most of that is red flags.

She's like an Urban Outfitter model. natural hair, crop top, and glasses type of girl. She doesn't seem crazy though man.

The others girls, sans the ugly chick, are clearly thots, clearly. You already know who you should wife, you wrote a novel about her but men are weak creatures.

The bolded is hilarious. Why they gotta be THOTS dough?
I really have no idea who you're referring to. I'm not kidding either. Who are you referring to?

Are you an alias? @Luna, Lilly Potter?

To cause the least about of damage smash the nymph before the man-eater....I doubt the latter will mind, might even try to swoop if she think you wifed. Smash the ugly chick first outta them all but dont wife if you wanna run through the thots. And don't put too much time into smashing the mystery thot, it's a waste of time.

LMAO you're a savage bro. I can't man. I can't be a low life anymore. I'm not trying to smash them all. I think you forgot a thot. The I kind of have a bf thot.

I really want to smash the mystery thot. I think the ugly thot might be a freak. Now I kind of want to smash.

If I go full savage I'm locking down man eater. She reminds me of my evil exes. I've died twice already. she has a neck tattoo too. I love that shyt.

Enjoy your L breh.

you're right. lol L's everywhere but they're all so fine. except for one.

 

[FlexPavilion]

Stay just friends with the ugly girl and have her cook you a plate every once in a while. Just let her know what's up and don't lead her on

Take it slow with the thick nerd chick. You already calling her sugar muffin. You on your way to a simpfest.

I would probably smash the sex on fire chick just to see what's it's like. She doesn't sound like wife material so I wouldn't focus too much on her.

"Kinda got a boyfriend" chick ain't loyal and can't make up her mind. Why would you want to kick it with a unloyal broad

You should focus on the mystery chick. If she's allusive and highly sought after, that would motivate you to step your game up.

 

[Mr. Negative]

you're not scared of hurting the ugly broad.

You're scared of hurting yourself by proxy.

Ol "What have I done" ass nikka

 

[Mr. Negative]

but nah, for real. You never should have touched her.

You already know she got feelings. When you touched her, she fukked you a million times in her head.

She's prolly masturbating while screaming your name right. now.


Best thing you can do is gradually friendzone her, while showing her what kinda person you actually are by fukking with the other broads while she still friendzoned.

At best, she'll think she saved herself from a horrible fate of being used as a condom and being thrown in the bushes.

At worst, she'll think she's sooooo special cause you didn't hurt her like the other girls.

If it's the latter, she just trapped herself in the friendzone forever, and will willingly turn to a skeleton while waiting on you to unlock her cell door.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Stay just friends with the ugly girl and have her cook you a plate every once in a while. Just let her know what's up and don't lead her on

Take it slow with the thick nerd chick. You already calling her sugar muffin. You on your way to a simpfest.

I would probably smash the sex on fire chick just to see what's it's like. She doesn't sound like wife material so I wouldn't focus too much on her.

"Kinda got a boyfriend" chick ain't loyal and can't make up her mind. Why would you want to kick it with a unloyal broad

You should focus on the mystery chick. If she's allusive and highly sought after, that would motivate you to step your game up.

You win. This is what I'm thinking. She got me with her food breh. I'm a cook. I rarely eat other people's food because its unappealing. But this girl cooks that momma style fire food.

buttercream chocolate muffins, fire.
Lobster mac and cheese, fire.
Gravy made from internal organs, fire.
Fried chicken, fire.
Kale and steak burrito, fire.
She can make real pizza, at home! That is fire!!!!!



I've already had the best sex of my life. No way I could top that. I think I'm going to dead sex on fire girl.

I'm deading the disloyal girl. I gotta let that go.

That leaves A Town Urban Outfitter and elusive chick. Good options I think.

 

[FlexPavilion]

That leaves A Town Urban Outfitter and elusive chick. Good options I think.

I agree.

Don't be a side nikka

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

you're not scared of hurting the ugly broad.

You're scared of hurting yourself by proxy.

Ol "What have I done" ass nikka

good analysis, you're correct.

You already know who you should wife, you wrote a novel about her but men are weak creatures.

Are you only saying this because the residential chocolate big girl is residential/on here/

Who are you two talking about? This some coli underworld shyt.

Mhmm..

You're up to something.

she'll think she saved herself from a horrible fate of being used as a condom and being thrown in the bushes

Used as condom and thrown in the bushes. Damn Breh Lynch Hung, you're cold blooded.

she just trapped herself in the friendzone forever, and will willingly turn to a skeleton while waiting on you to unlock her cell door.

but nah, for real. You never should have touched her.

I agree man. I could feel her mind racing. This one girl came back around too. I forgot about her. She's like 5'11 very curvy. light skinned. Red braids. great complexion. afroncentric. crazy. college degree. wife material. very sexy. but crazy asf. she's the craziest bytch I've ever met. but I think if I laid the pipe down she'd act right.

I think she's just horny and wants to be dominanted. I kind of hate her so I'd enjoy breaking her in.

 

[CoochieMane]

OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.

you a a$$hole nikka

 

[yeyeye]

friendzone the ugly girl

The king is back

 

[BrehWyatt]

Having finished reading the not-so humblebrag of the OP ... The hell you need help with?

If this is about cuffing, only one chick out of all the ones you named sounds like relationship/wifey material, and you aren't physically attracted to her in the slightest.

Either way, you're likely to choose poorly so ... just strap up and fukk who is willing to fukk you. Be safe out there.

 

[Voice of Reason]

She got a box body with no curves other than one below her chin. big round eyes. little piggy nose.

I'm not pretty. I'm just charming. That isn't genetic.

Lmao. You and I should never holler at girls together. We'd be clowning them too hard. I know exactly what you mean when you say precious ugly. I cannot stop laughing.

















Precious ugly.


Sensitive.... she's honey toned. That organic raw honey color that looks like amber when light shines through it. Her eyes are the same color.


Word to burger.



She's like an Urban Outfitter model. natural hair, crop top, and glasses type of girl. She doesn't seem crazy though man.


The bolded is hilarious. Why they gotta be THOTS dough?
I really have no idea who you're referring to. I'm not kidding either. Who are you referring to?

Are you an alias? @Luna, Lilly Potter?

LMAO you're a savage bro. I can't man. I can't be a low life anymore. I'm not trying to smash them all. I think you forgot a thot. The I kind of have a bf thot.

I really want to smash the mystery thot. I think the ugly thot might be a freak. Now I kind of want to smash.

If I go full savage I'm locking down man eater. She reminds me of my evil exes. I've died twice already. she has a neck tattoo too. I love that shyt.


you're right. lol L's everywhere but they're all so fine. except for one.

Those free spirited types usually are the biggest thots possible. They usually love attention from different men. She could smash 10 plus men a year without even flinching.