This chick is ugly frfr. But she's super chill.

[The Mad Titan]

Having finished reading the not-so humblebrag of the OP ... The hell you need help with?

If this is about cuffing, only one chick out of all the ones you named sounds like relationship/wifey material, and you aren't physically attracted to her in the slightest.

Either way, you're likely to choose poorly so ... just strap up and fukk who is willing to fukk you. Be safe out there.

you're not scared of hurting the ugly broad.

You're scared of hurting yourself by proxy.

Ol "What have I done" ass nikka

/thread

 

[Dad]

in a similar situation....

























DON'T DO IT, BREH!

 

[Reginald Noble]

This fanciful negro at it again.

I have never been this indecisive and air headed since I was 14

You too old to be playing these dumb games.

You got too much free time on ya hands

Cruise BP, drop 300 bust 2 off in a J-LO in her prime IG looking THOT and get your ass back on the grind.

You wasting so many productive man hours on this amateur ho juggling bullshyt fukkin round with these Kool Moe Dee looking hoes then got the nerve to critique the invaluable advice I bestowed upon your sophomoric ass nikka???

 

[At30wecashout]

Didnt read. Befriend the "ugly" girl to balance the scales.

 

[Reginald Noble]

My main problem is that the nikka spending like 40 hours a month in total thinking about and communication with these bullshyt artiste amateur hoes getting NO BUNS and the nikka probably don't even have a real job or prospects.

THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH nikkaS THESE DAYS....An entire work week equivalent spent on this bullshyt. And NO PROGRESS OF ANY KIND????

 

[Michael9100]

For men, the importance of safe sex may depend on how hot their partner is
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/for-...ay-depend-on-how-hot-their-partner-is.440019/

 

[iBrowse]

damn nikka...

That was unnecessarily ruthless.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.

This sort of trolling is truly a lost art.

 

[Raava]

Leave the ugly girl alone!

 

[Jacaveli The Don]

no pics

why are there never pics?

This is the realest thing that is the same in ALL of these bullshyt love stories

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

No pics, then it's ducktales b word to scrooge!

 

[eternalpangs]

i always avoid men like op, lol

 

[William F. Russell]

Tap it. If you get her pregnant, maybe your prettiness will help the lineage in her family.

 

[SheWantTheD]

This is OP by the way:

and the nikka in his avi he wishes he looked like:

 

[Princess Coco]

Are you only saying this because the residential chocolate big girl is residential/on here/accessible and not a celebrity?

Girl you better check my carfax....

A fine bbw is a fine bbw.

We don't discriminate

I don't think she's seen her talking like that