This dude done upgraded from a 4 to a 9 with the same damn girl

TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?

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This dumb nikka came in here to hate on some post weight loss pseudo expert shyt

Them tah tahs are saggy as fukk. Girls that drop weight like that have them swinging roughly around the belly button once that bra falls off. :lolbron:


Got shut down quick,fast in a hurry
nope. her breasts aren't big but I'd still beat it like :deadhorse:

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It will be a beautiful summer day. :blessed:

Our accomplished friend will be walking, admiring the scenery, soaking up the warmth from the sun's rays. He will reflect on when he and his friends would discuss model chicks and how they wouldn't settle for less than an 8, their unrealistic goals only made even more ludicrous by their nerdy disposition. :troll:

He will smile to himself and remember how his old acquaintances never gave her a second look. How she would grin and awkwardly make attempts at humor, her advances ignored by all the males in her vicinity. But he was different. He saw something beyond the layers of fat and low self-esteem...he saw potential. :takedat:

He took advantage. He entertained her advances, he expressed genuine concern, feeling, even love, manipulating her emotions, motivating her to reach the heights he knew she was capable of. And while all his friends wondered why in the world he would waste his time, he just smiled knowingly. :jawalrus:

Now when his friends look at them... :myman:

Now all the dimes, 9s, 8s, and 7s from before who didn't look twice at him...:merchant:

And him...:blessed:

That's when he gets the text. His smile grows wider when he sees it's from his girl. The girl he has molded into a goddess. The girl who recognizes that he was there when she didn't get a second glance. The girl who loves him for who he is just like he loved her for who she was.

"this is not working out i am breaking up with u"

:why:
Fake ass Cassie. fukk that bytch. :'(

Real talk I hope that doesn't happen to the breh.
 

thoushallhustle

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I've gotten on a few ex-fatties. They're all saggy and flabby for the most part. More often than not they still retain repulsive eating habits. How are you going to top off sex with a big swig of Poweraid. :scusthov:

Don't wife em. It's only a matter of time before they go back. Obesity is a mental disorder, not a physical one. The only way to defeat food addiction is to replace it with fitness addiction.

Dumbest shyt ever written :what:
 

threattonature

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You guys were together throughout the partygirl phase? :ohhh:

I thought we were lol. I was finishing up college and it was long distance so I wasn't around to realize she was out partying that hard. It wasn't until her grandmother told me what all was going on. I could just tell that she was changing and feeling herself big time by all the attention she was getting. She turned into one of those girls that swore anybody who didn't like her or agree with something she said it was because "they're jealous that I'm pretty and they're not" or everybody was haters cause she's pretty. A complete 180 from her old self.
 

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I thought we were lol. I was finishing up college and it was long distance so I wasn't around to realize she was out partying that hard. It wasn't until her grandmother told me what all was going on. I could just tell that she was changing and feeling herself big time by all the attention she was getting. She turned into one of those girls that swore anybody who didn't like her or agree with something she said it was because "they're jealous that I'm pretty and they're not" or everybody was haters cause she's pretty. A complete 180 from her old self.

I went through something similar with an ex, once the inner partygirl came to the surface it was a wrap :ld:
 
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