This eatin ass shyt is getting out of hand.

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To be truthful I'm shook to have anal sex with black women knowing that they like homo thugs/handsome wild mango nikkas that can hid in plan sight.

That why I'm still a anal virgin
 

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LMAO

I'll eat the ass...in fact I love it, you can't be a female in my house fresh out the shower without getting your butt snacked on, thas the ritual.

But i'm still kinda leery about someone doing that to me :patrice:

First time a chick kinda snuck down there I damn near whack-a-moled her ass off instinct. Feels GREAT but you just have a psychological block about it as a man, there are all kinds of nerve endings there though, and I def don't mind getting my balls licked with a lil extra creep toward the gooch....

:sas1:

I be like: She's getting close....closer....closerrrr....okay

:whoa:

:laugh:

I like to visualize going through a car wash while all this is going on

:ahh:

shyts nice brehs, I don't know about a full wax though :merchant:
 

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I swear this society is getting closer and closer to abomination

That's all it takes with this BS

First tounge in the ass
Then finger
Then dikk

Soon you gonna have nikkas say. "I ain't gay, but the way Ronnie dikked me down was something else son :gladbron:. But he didn't ejaculate though, I don't play that shyt :whoa:"
 

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my ex girl ate my ass twice i loved it

my new girl won't do it which sux

i was born in the wrong era

women are perverts nowadays i love it

i should be 15 yrs younger
 

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nikka please, this somali cat, and he's muslim, crashed at the crib, exploded his guts in the toilet, clogged my ish up and bounced. I woke up like :why:

Im still lowkey mad about that. Left me plunging his vegetarian diet like a bytch.

:pachaha:

His personal hygiene is still on point tho. I'm sure he washed his ass.

Condolences to your toilet tho :huhldup:
 

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:what:Gettin dome is one thing.... But THAT....

Oh that is out of the question dawg. That's just obscenely gross. :huhldup:
 

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His personal hygiene is still on point tho. I'm sure he washed his ass.

Condolences to your toilet tho :huhldup:
no way he did. the floor was dry, in china everything like the shower etc are all on the same level with no divider so I'd have seen. the floor was drier than the sahara. dude shatted and bounced in the dawn like he drunk smashed my toilet.
 

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no way he did. the floor was dry, in china everything like the shower etc are all on the same level with no divider so I'd have seen. the floor was drier than the sahara. dude shatted and bounced in the dawn like he drunk smashed my toilet.

LOL

Aight. I'll take your word for it.

But I've NEVER heard of Muslims not washing their asses. He's the exception to the rule.
 

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LOL

Aight. I'll take your word for it.

But I've NEVER heard of Muslims not washing their asses. He's the exception to the rule.
where do you live? you canadian or something?

these nikkas out here take dumps at the restaurant and they're not washing. where can they? I also know a persian girl same thing. she wiped her ass just like all of us, toilet paper.

I will admit tho, a syrian girl kick me down on the baby wipes game years ago, that's what I fukked with back in cali, but I havent fukked with them since I moved out here, not sure where id get that.
 

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where do you live? you canadian or something?

these nikkas out here take dumps at the restaurant and they're not washing. where can they? I also know a persian girl same thing. she wiped her ass just like all of us, toilet paper.

I will admit tho, a syrian girl kick me down on the baby wipes game years ago, that's what I fukked with back in cali, but I havent fukked with them since I moved out here, not sure where id get that.

London, UK

Americanised Persian?....

What type of Muslims are taking dumps at the restaurant and K.I.M? Chinese? ....Sounds strange. I've been to plenty of Muslim countries and the norm is to have water in every toilet.

Like I said earlier.. the bidet shower is very common. Poorer Muslim countries usually keep a bucket of water in there rather than the spray.

Its use is very common in parts of Asia where water is considered essential for cleansing. This includes India, Indonesia, Malaysia, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Vietnam andCambodia. In Europe it is used in Finland and some Romance-speaking countries. It's very common in Brazil where traditional bidets are being replaced by it over the last decades. It is also common in Arab countries and some parts of the Muslim world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower

And even in the West where water isn't available inside the cubicle Muslims tend to take bottles of water in the cubicle with them in addition to tissue.







FYI use water and tissue. Thank me later.
 

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Americanised Persian?....

What type of Muslims are taking dumps at the restaurant and K.I.M? Chinese? ....Sounds strange. I've been to plenty of Muslim countries and the norm is to have water in every toilet.

Like I said earlier.. the bidet shower is very common. Poorer Muslim countries usually keep a bucket of water in there rather than the spray.

Its use is very common in parts of Asia where water is considered essential for cleansing. This includes India, Indonesia, Malaysia, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Vietnam andCambodia. In Europe it is used in Finland and some Romance-speaking countries. It's very common in Brazil where traditional bidets are being replaced by it over the last decades. It is also common in Arab countries and some parts of the Muslim world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower

And even in the West where water isn't available inside the cubicle Muslims tend to take bottles of water in the cubicle with them in addition to tissue.







FYI use water and tissue. Thank me later.

I see. thats why you're talking all that bidet stuff. we dont use bidets in the states playboy. I know they're standard in europe tho. :manny:
 
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