Talkin about how her oil changes cost $175. She was "complaining" about it, but you could tell she was also bragging about it.
I drive a Volkswagen....I made a casual, innocent observation like, "yeah, ur instrument panel looks almost just like mine" (tho honestly, mine is bigger and better.....)
But I guess this upset/offended her, b/c she was like, "yeah, well just take another $20,000 and add it to the price of your car, and then you'll have mine."

And no, she wasn't joking around b/c she's like that.
At that point I was like


.....
....but since she wanted to go there

....I told her "my car and ur car are essentially built on the same frame, go the same speed, your sound system is the same as mine."
And THEN, when we got back to my car, I showed her where underneath my car seats and steering wheel, it says, "made by Audi", with the Audi symbol.
Oh she was MAD.
But she had it coming.
Not saying VW is better than an Audi, but you get the point.