this girl tried to holla at me today

[Ghpstface]

so im at outside of my job smoking a cigarette and this chick comes up to me like

" hi! my name is savannah" (or samantha or sabrina or some shyt ... idk im not good with names) "whats your name"

im like "-name redacted- ...whats up?" *really im thinking who tf is this bytch and what does she want*

then she goes "im not even gonna lie i seen you walk out the door i had to come say whats up "

internally im like *is this bytch spitting game to me right meow?"

the shes like "so you single? "

at this point im just standing there like

*oh shyt ... i just came out here to smoke im not prepared for this*

bytch was so ugly i had to tell the truth

so im just like "yeah i got a girl "

then she's like "oh ok thats cool we can be friends "

and a great feeling of relief washed over me in a cool wave

then she starts chatting me up some more and showing me pics of her kids while i do the fake awwww noises and whatnot ... then i wolf the rest of my cigarette down and run back inside hoping i dont see her again ...

so yeah...you ever have a female holla at you before? aint it always the ugly ones? guess they gotta get it how they live

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

Negged for smoking cigarettes

 

[AquaCityBoy]

 

[Remote]

then she starts chatting me up some more and showing me pics of her kids

 

[#1 pick]

Once, it caught me off guard. Usually they just give attracted queues like most women but one holla. It had me in the gym heavy for 6 months and I was back to get holla at by girls hat looked great

 

[Black Cac]

so im at outside of my job smoking a cigarette and this chick comes up to me like

" hi! my name is savannah" (or samantha or sabrina or some shyt ... idk im not good with names) "whats your name"

im like "-name redacted- ...whats up?" *really im thinking who tf is this bytch and what does she want*

then she goes "im not even gonna lie i seen you walk out the door i had to come say whats up "

internally im like *is this bytch spitting game to me right meow?"

the shes like "so you single? "

at this point im just standing there like

*oh shyt ... i just came out here to smoke im not prepared for this*

bytch was so ugly i had to tell the truth

so im just like "yeah i got a girl "

then she's like "oh ok thats cool we can be friends "

and a great feeling of relief washed over me in a cool wave

then she starts chatting me up some more and showing me pics of her kids while i do the fake awwww noises and whatnot ... then i wolf the rest of my cigarette down and run back inside hoping i dont see her again ...

so yeah...you ever have a female holla at you before? aint it always the ugly ones? guess they gotta get it how they live

Naw, you just ugly fam

 

[Ghpstface]

Naw, you just ugly fam

im a lot of things ... but ugly isnt one of them

 

[nalej]

Yea that's happened, I try to be nice even if they're fugly cause I know it's probably twice as hard for a girl to do that.

 

[roxxthe96er]

Yessir, B. 6'5 gang
Also finna hit a fellow smoke with that CigaRep right quick.

 

[Tug life]

I think its because ugly girls dont get hit on as much. So they gotta get a man somehow getting bagged by a female isnt breaking news tho even moderately looking men get hit on

 

[Groanman]

So what happened next?

 

[marleyg]

"then she goes "im not even gonna lie i seen you walk out the door i had to come say whats up "

ive used that before .. she was black doe

 

[Ghpstface]

I think its because ugly girls dont get hit on as much. So they gotta get a man somehow getting bagged by a female isnt breaking news tho even moderately looking men get hit on

nikka im not talking about getting hit on or flirted with this bytch tried to straight up mack me

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

Her kids lost

 

[Ghpstface]

i know!!!!