this girl tried to holla at me today

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More than I can remember, it's actually my preference. Shows that she is into me from the jump.

This included online dating where chicks messaged me 1st.



What field of work? It seems chicks that work on phones, telemarketing or customer service are more brazen with their mouth piece.
 
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Had this white bytch that looked like a real live version of Peter Griffin ask for my # so she could invite me to a party at this casino. I gave it to her and she called me 2 min later talking about she wanted to suck the chocolate off my dikk. I was like YUCK hell no right in the phone and hung that shyt up. I was disgusted with her and myself for giving her my #. She called like 5 more times then gave up.

That was you dusty nikkas fault for allowing that monster to think I would even show her my dikk. :scusthov::scusthov::scusthov::scusthov::scusthov:
 
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Lol @ her showing you pictures of her kids. :mjlol:

Anyway yeah it happened to me before and shyt was mad awkward. Was a bunch of ratchets and they ran up on me while I was eating lunch.

Asked me for my number I told them I didn't have a phone so they gave me her number. Never called her back and they ran up on me again like "Why you ain't call my homegirl?" :comeon:
 
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SexJesus said:
so im at outside of my job smoking a cigarette and this chick comes up to me like

":krs: hi! my name is savannah" (or samantha or sabrina or some shyt ... idk im not good with names) "whats your name"

im like "-name redacted- ...whats up?" *really im thinking who tf is this bytch and what does she want*

then she goes "im not even gonna lie i seen you walk out the door i had to come say whats up :shaq:"

internally im like *is this bytch spitting game to me right meow?:ohhh:"

the shes like "so you single? :shaq:"

at this point im just standing there like

ray-j-gif.gif


*oh shyt ... i just came out here to smoke im not prepared for this*

bytch was so ugly i had to tell the truth :mjlol:

so im just like "yeah i got a girl :francis:"

then she's like "oh ok thats cool we can be friends :shaq:"

and a great feeling of relief washed over me in a cool wave :whew:

then she starts chatting me up some more and showing me pics of her kids while i do the fake awwww noises and whatnot ... then i wolf the rest of my cigarette down and run back inside hoping i dont see her again ...

so yeah...you ever have a female holla at you before? aint it always the ugly ones? guess they gotta get it how they live :manny:
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Yeah, now imagine this happening to you multiple times a week/day. Not fun is it?
 
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Shook said:
Had this white bytch that looked like a real live version of Peter Griffin ask for my # so she could invite me to a party at this casino. I gave it to her and she called me 2 min later talking about she wanted to suck the chocolate off my dikk. I was like YUCK hell no right in the phone and hung that shyt up. I was disgusted with her and myself for giving her my #. She called like 5 more times then gave up.

That was you dusty nikkas fault for allowing that monster to think I would even show her my dikk. :scusthov::scusthov::scusthov::scusthov::scusthov:
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breh i woulda smashed today if this chick was even halfway decent looking ... im not shallow at all but GOD DAMN everybody has limits
 
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