This hoe just keyed my car

[Kings County]

all i know is bytch i got bored with keep texting me and i dont respond but today she hits me with "aiight u dont talk no more i got something for u" im like

got a text like 30 mins ago go check your car niggggggggggaaaaaa

im like i aint got a car she aint respond. so i go outside look around bytch done keyed the fukkkk out my moms car (told her it was mines so she could think i was a successful nikka and all that to get in the pants ya feel me and it worked i live in nyc dont need a whip)

im like

moms finna wild out on me tommorow morning when she wake up idk if i should call the cops on this hoe or something advice? im thinking bout rolling up and chris browning her shyt in a min though

 

[Angel On The Rag]

tell her youll hang out with her now that she showed her emotions to ya

then bytch slap her and wrap her up in something tight and deliver her to your mother for her wish of a punishment

 

[PortCityProphet]

get that silly bytch locked up. moms over some dumb bytch. you hit her you gettin locked playboi or let mom beat her ass

 

[Brock Landers]

You have any sisters/female cousins/female friends who could put the beats on her breh?

 

[wutang512]

Well... you have evidence to incriminate her... She pretty much admitted over txt what she did telling you to go check your car. Time to get her ass put in jail

When keeping it real goes wrong for that bytch

 

[marcuz]

save the texts, file a police report, have your mom file an insurance claim

 

[dr. pill biden]

You gave a hoodrat your mother's address? Demonic!!!!

 

[Kings County]

You have any sisters/female cousins/female friends who could put the beats on her breh?

my cousins/sisters that live close are good college girls

my gangsta girl cousins are in florida

 

[Kings County]

You gave a hoodrat your mother's address? Demonic!!!!

i live with moms and i brought her over here to fukk thats how she know where i live

 

[Token]

Call the police and show them the text.

Spoiler

Or since your fam is in Florida you can pay a crackhead to whoop her ass.

But I'd call the cops.......

 

[RawDogBandit]

Either handle it yourself, or call the cops..

That dumb smut admitted it so it'll be easier to get her ass locked up.

 

[nonniecakes]

i live with moms and i brought her over here to fukk thats how she know where i live

Ladies and gentleman there you have it........u should of answered yo phone...your mothers car would have been spared...

 

[Cat piss martini]

dont condone woman beating but the goon hand
is in order...
if you dont have the stomach for it get big angie.
everybody got a big angie.

 

[Olu Dara]

Key her face

 

[Kings County]

Either handle it yourself, or call the cops..

That dumb smut admitted it so it'll be easier to get her ass locked up.

i dont wanna get shorty locked up just want the money and have us go our seperate ways but i guess when i call the cops they gon lock shorty up
wonder if they pull her ass outta church midservice id pay to see that