This how hoes get they nikka killed..smh

[Kurt off them percs]

All this fake scripted shyt got yall in here giggling and shyt

 

[Collateral]

dude starts tellin my boy he need to get his girl under control before they CHOP US UP

It was definitely a yardie who said that

 

[Be Strong Blackman]

the time we found her ex at her place, as a side note i long time ago on a thread on here i shared stories of being a security guard a lot of this fukery with her took place during work hours which made it even funnier.

Me/him are traveling from one location to another to for a shift change we had plent of time and his girls place was along the way so he decided to bring her some @Burger King breakfast , cool (this was my first time going to her place), we pull up and he immediately stops and has this face look at her place, am like whats wrong?

thats weird her ex bf car is in the driveway (her car was not)
am like say now what.


he gets out his cellphone and starts callin her, several times no answer. finally 15 min later (we are now officially late for the shift change), she answers

hey hun wassup?

he's like why is your exe car in your driveway right now ?

" ohhhhhhh thats nothing , he just came over earlier to pick something up, idk what he is still doing there?


he's like what do you mean you are not home? she says na am not


may lighting hit me brehs but this broad actually does the *peak* through the blinds

my boy is like, is that you lookin through the window

*hangs up phone*


am like bro lets fuk this dudes car up, fuk this broad this your time to leave her


he's like na man, we aint even sure thats her, plus her car aint here, lemme go drop you off for the shyt, am bout to take the day off




two weeks after this is when we found used condoms at her place

brooooooooo. you still friends with that guy?

 

[Illuminatos]

bytch said he got “sneak-pushed”. The fukk is that?

 

[Collateral]

That Austin Rivers looking dude hasn’t taken an L yet on that show. He’s been in a couple of scuffles that I peeped. And he’s the youngest person in that house.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I was waiting for someone to post this. This is another form of simping.

 

[Methodical]

Who are these fukking people? Isn't that dude coming from Bad Boy's Da Band reality show?.

 

[Payday23]

almost got killed one time over a chick like that , my boy was dating this half white half puerto rican, she was always extra. biggest thot in our hood and he decided to wife that up , she gets the idea of want to go the west Indian parade in NY, we head out there its like 11am and she already drunk acting up walkin around half nude.

We walkin around and bout to walk past a crowd of like 30 goons, i knew KNEW something was gonna go down, she purposely shoulder bumps the biggest dude in the crowd, dude is like wtf wrong with you, shorty start yellin at him that he grabbed her ass, and n word this n word that out her mouth (east coast minority shyt)

dude starts tellin my boy he need to get his girl under control before they CHOP US UP girl smacks my boy and says are you gonna let these dudes talk to me like that, at this point am ready for the hospitalization , all these dudes start taking off they shirts

chick is still cussing them out saying she'll fight all of them


by some miracle NYPD comes over and tells the crowd to break up



girl ended up cheating on my boy that weekend and he still married, they got 6 kids now and everything, she post like a soccer mom on FB

 

[LV Koopa]

almost got killed one time over a chick like that , my boy was dating this half white half puerto rican, she was always extra. biggest thot in our hood and he decided to wife that up , she gets the idea of want to go the west Indian parade in NY, we head out there its like 11am and she already drunk acting up walkin around half nude.

We walkin around and bout to walk past a crowd of like 30 goons, i knew KNEW something was gonna go down, she purposely shoulder bumps the biggest dude in the crowd, dude is like wtf wrong with you, shorty start yellin at him that he grabbed her ass, and n word this n word that out her mouth (east coast minority shyt)

dude starts tellin my boy he need to get his girl under control before they CHOP US UP girl smacks my boy and says are you gonna let these dudes talk to me like that, at this point am ready for the hospitalization , all these dudes start taking off they shirts

chick is still cussing them out saying she'll fight all of them


by some miracle NYPD comes over and tells the crowd to break up



girl ended up cheating on my boy that weekend and he still married, they got 6 kids now and everything, she post like a soccer mom on FB

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Dead ass I'm glad you ain't become a statistic on Eastern Parkway. Every year somebody gets shot at the parade. I saw a couple of fights and hammers get pulled and immediately dipped.

Crazy ish is it happened at 11AM. Thank god you wasn't out at night during Jouvert y'all woulda never got found.

 

[Ducktales]

Women who do shyt like this don’t care about they man. You know what can end up happening dude shoulda checked his girl before it even went there. I wouldn’t reXt like the light skin guy, but I mean people gonna react like that 9 times out of 10 if you talking about they partner.

 

[LV Koopa]

i can probably drop half a dozen stories about how messy she was, one time they (i wasnt there), went to webster hall in NYC) my boy goes to the bathroom , he comes out finds her on the dance floor sandwiched between two dude, he goes over to get her out , dude proceed to beat his ass

how do i know they beat his ass?

dude came to work looking like this

Dude told us at work he had got jumped for his cellphone, he then privately two days later told me the real story

bruh wtf. Webster Hall?

Yea you was def around NYC during the wildest era of clubs out here. Webster Hall was HOE CENTRAL. Never go there with your chick either. All the goons showed up, especially the young ones because it was one of the few spots you could get into with no problems. Bang outs were certified to go down every weekend out there.

 

[Methodical]

the time we found her ex at her place, as a side note i long time ago on a thread on here i shared stories of being a security guard a lot of this fukery with her took place during work hours which made it even funnier.

Me/him are traveling from one location to another to for a shift change we had plent of time and his girls place was along the way so he decided to bring her some @Burger King breakfast , cool (this was my first time going to her place), we pull up and he immediately stops and has this face look at her place, am like whats wrong?

thats weird her ex bf car is in the driveway (her car was not)
am like say now what.


he gets out his cellphone and starts callin her, several times no answer. finally 15 min later (we are now officially late for the shift change), she answers

hey hun wassup?

he's like why is your exe car in your driveway right now ?

" ohhhhhhh thats nothing , he just came over earlier to pick something up, idk what he is still doing there?


he's like what do you mean you are not home? she says na am not


may lighting hit me brehs but this broad actually does the *peak* through the blinds

my boy is like, is that you lookin through the window

*hangs up phone*


am like bro lets fuk this dudes car up, fuk this broad this your time to leave her


he's like na man, we aint even sure thats her, plus her car aint here, lemme go drop you off for the shyt, am bout to take the day off




two weeks after this is when we found used condoms at her place

.....

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Thats what these hoes do.
I been said this shyt...

My nikka you know when nikkas was clubbing n shyt. The bytches are the main ones instigating. Then shyt pops off n all you hear is these bytches screaming and running.

1,356,592 I have seen this shyt.

bytches need to stfu


Instigating ass bytch

THIS. Happen to me couple times.

 

[Master Teacher]

That fight happened because dude who kept telling buddy to talk to him instead of his girl didn't tell her to be quiet which drove ol boy to get even more upset at the man because he's letting his woman talk crazy to a man while telling him to talk to her.

when you're a man about it you get away from the females and see how real the beef is.

He telling this nikka to talk to him while his bytch was all up in the guy face aggressive lmao

He need to tell his bytch to chill out and let him handle it, he clearly can't handle that bytch, and she probably know he can't fight and thought the shyt was funny

 

[old pig]

shoved the shyt out that nikka and rightfully so...lol at the bytch still parroting about “caught him off guard”...nikkas was dead in each other face...only one thing left to happen at that point