Unless they're gonna sit down in front of food, act completely stupid as their food is being served, act even completely stupider as they take a bite, make noises like 2 squirrels who inhaled cocaine up their anus, show their pearly whites behind some greasy big lips, flare their big nostrils like cattle, buck their eyes, and finish it off with some good ol', down home minstrel gyrations, I ain't interested
You know what else interests me? Why the hell would ANYONE have 2 fukks to give about how these completely unrelated people (whoever they are) interact for an unscripted photo op?