This is exactly how Jamaican men steal your girl. Their rizz is NEXT level.

[VegetasHairline]

I hate the word rizz.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

nah

being older than 20 and saying shyt like "rizz" and "fine shyt" are telltale signs of an unserious adult

you just look like a try-hard weirdo

How embarrassing.

Flabby n sick babble.

You can stay hip to the game but still be in your own age bracket. Y'all ainy never have to cool uncles or aunts? Hell ive even had teachers who were cool

 

[MoshpitMazi]

My Jamaican home boy got more bytches than I do, he says he's a badmon tho .

 

[Uchiha God]

Flabby n sick babble.

You can stay hip to the game but still be in your own age bracket. Y'all ainy never have to cool uncles or aunts? Hell ive even had teachers who were cool

being cool isn't synonymous with using slang kids use - that's exactly what flabby people think

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Accents are cheat codes
It don’t matter what that nikka be talking about
All people hear is exotical babble and they going
Caribbean women had me in a chokehold for a long time because of their accents
Knew a British white/asian nikka and he was unstoppable on my college campus
Anytime we saw him coming to our group and it was a bunch of girls around us

Was his best man a couple years ago
Still the homie

 

[feelosofer]

Let's be reality women are attracted to the accent. Jamaicans can say the most foul shyt and SOME women be like

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[Roid Jones]

OP posted a comedy thread and it got stomped out

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Corny ass skit.

 

[DapMeUp!]

I don't know any Jamaicans YOU know. I grew up in the Heart of Brooklyn

He sounds like a 1st generation Jamaican over-emphasizing an accent

It's a skit, he's clearly putting on the accent for the sake of the skit.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

"Dem stretch marks pon your titty..."

 

[Concerned Citizen]

You can get p*ssy by making a woman feel good about herself or you can get p*ssy by making a woman feel bad about herself. You can also lose p*ssy by making her feel good or bad about herself. I’m really not seeing any big revelations here

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

 

[010101]

the key is sincerity

nikkas from yard really like busted biscuit can garbage pail doll bytches

like they prefer wounded prey HA

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[Coco Loco]

Facts! Jamaican men are the world's greatest hype men

They gonna insult you while simultaneously complimenting you