This is how giraffes fight

[Chronic]

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

I was expecting them to kick each other like deer

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

well they have those horns on they head for a reason

 

[High Art]

Give yourself CTE grehs.

No joke though, I wonder how their skulls are designed.

 

[Louisville Slugz]

Aaah, The Willow Smith Technique

 

[Heafcliffe]

They throw dat neck.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I saw a segment on 60 Minutes on giraffes a few years ago. Low key male giraffes are on demon time. They will scrap like that to the death over some p*ssy and male dominance. Their necks are pure muscle so that shyt has to pack a punch. They had family in this reserve, and once he was old enough, they had to separate the young male from the pops or one of them was going to wind up killing the other. Junior started smelling his own ass and was gonna be like

 

[Jean toomer]

When a request to “gimme some neck” is misinterpreted

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THEM SAYING GUUUURL EVERY TIME THEY SWUNG.