This Is How Often Married People Are Having Sex

[mamba]

Some of us got asthma breh. It's a serious medical condition

Damn. I've never considered how risky it is for nikkas with asthma to smash. nikka get worked up and exercised while smashing, without the inhaler nearby, it might be a wrap.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Damn. I've never considered how risky it is for nikkas with asthma to smash. nikka get worked up and exercised while smashing, without the inhaler nearby, it might be a wrap.

Finally someone gets

Can you please explain it to the rest of these clowns who failed basic anatomy in grade school

 

[King Poetic]

i cannot married a woman who doesn't give head and i don't care if she will be the best wife ever.

i just can't do it. that's one thing i need

 

[King Poetic]

u know what's really sad

A lot of these married women was once tossed over kitchen sinks, backseat of cars, sucking dudes off in the cars and now that they found a husband they figure that dude would just be satisfied with them just being lovely husbands.

My boss told me his ex wouldn't suck him off or do wild shyt with him. but when he caught her cheated she was blowing some other dude off

that's why the marriage thing isn't for me. dudes out here married chicks who once was porn stars in bed with other dudes, but with u only thing u get is missionary sex for 20 minutes and that's it.

 

[KenyaDoll]

So y'all just going to ignore all the other answers from married couples. There is a lot of variation but most couples were sexing 1-2 times a week. Cherry pick quotes to match your agenda, brehs.

Married 0-7 years:

1. "I'm 33, he's 29. Married one year, together for 3, one kid. Sex happens on average once a week."

2. "My husband and I have been married almost three years and have a baby. We have sex twice a week on average, sometimes more. It is really not a big deal to us though. The sex is AMAZING and just gets better, but we are so happy together it is just a very small part of our relationship."

3. "Married a year and a half, together 5. We have sex from 3 times a week to daily. You'd think after 5 years it'd get boring, but we communicate our wants and needs and that not only leads to fantastic sex but also strengthens our marriage."

4. "I'm 29, he's 26. Married a little over a year and we have a 2 year old. I'd say 2-3 times a week. I'd be ok with 1-2 times a week while he would prefer 5-6 times a week."

5. "Married 1 and 1/2 years. 1 - 2 [times] every other week. We work opposite schedules and have had very, very busy weekends. We are both sad about it, but deeply love each other. Zero kids."

Married 7-15 years:

6. "Married 7 years and now with 1 child. We went from about 1-3 times a day, to 1-3 times a week. But we are both OK with this; because if you 'save up for it', the sex is AWESOME."

7. "Almost 30, married almost 8 years. We do the sex about once every 10 days. She's just started her third trimester, though, sooo…"

8. "Oldish. Married 15 years. On average we have sex three times a week, but sometimes it's every day. What's more important is we talk and cuddle every day."

9. "Together for 14 years, been married for 11 years, four kids. When things are not closed for maintenance about five times a week."

10. "37 & 35. Married almost 15 years. It's all over the place. Life is really crazy right now. We're both working, both in school, and have a 5-year-old son. Sometimes it's 3x a week, sometimes it's none."

11. "Late 30s. Married 15. Five kids. Our quota is four times a week. Although 'quota' sounds weird, we joke around about it and it's a way for us to remember that although we're busy with life, we still need to have some romantic time with each other to stay sane."

Married more than 15 years:

12. "Married 17 years: 2-3 times a year."

13. "Together 30 years, married 25, two kids, in our 50's. We get it on 3 to 5 times a week. When we do not, we rub each other, kiss and snuggle. It is better than I anticipated it would be at this point."

14. "I'm 55, married for 32 years. Twice a week, more or less."

15. "I'm 45, she's 46. Married 21 years, recently started a live-in separation. Haven't had sex in over five years."

16. "Married for 20 years, together for 22. Sometimes it's three times in a day, sometimes it's once every two weeks. It just depends on what life's throwing at us. Sometimes it's nice, easy lazy morning sex, sometimes it's an hour of intense f***ing."

 

[Killer Instinct]

I only got two close close friends that are married. One is lucky to get it once a month. The other if he gets it more than once in three months he's smiling like he hit the lottery. And neither of their wives give blow jobs. Couldn't be me. Both have been married less than 5 years.

Edit:

I would've thought so but both say their wives were that way even before getting marriage. They were guys that were so caught up in the idea of having the family life they just overlooked all that shyt. shyt I wonder at times if I was shallow for deading relationships in the past cause the women weren't sexual enough or not down for getting head. But fukk it, all of that ties together to be happy in a relationship. The look of envy when I would talk about some chick going down would always make me laugh though.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Dont have these problems

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I dont see how ppl can fukk everyday

im 35 and i dont wanna do that shyt everyday. I like bustin nuts just as much in the next nikka, but sheesh!

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

I have accepted this situation = Castrated Man.

Dude is bytchmade for bein 40+ years old, walking around a house he paid for, moping cause he aint getting no action.

She prolly got a nikka on the side too and this dude walking around in his own crib miserable...

 

[mamba]

Finally someone gets

Can you please explain it to the rest of these clones who failed basic anatomy in grade school

My brother has asthma. That shyt isn't to be fukked with, breh.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

My brother has asthma. That shyt isn't to be fukked with, breh.

May Allah guide your brother to albuterol

 

[Mr210]

sucks for them, I get it about 6-8 times a week

 

[threattonature]

I'm not

maybe these other cats married hoes.

I actually was in one of those sexless relationships. She wanted it absolutely anytime. The woman was making me miserable. She was crazy selfish and all about herself. I hated being around her all the time so as physically beautiful as she was to me I just didn't want to give her the satisfaction of fukking her because I knew that's what she wanted. The hate was deep. I finally did what was needed to change the situation and broke up with her and moved her out of the house. A lot of people are unhappy but won't do anything to change the situation and just accept that it's their life now.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

sucks for them, I get it about 6-8 times a week

With the same person?

 

[AlreadyKnow]

What do the coli females have to say about this?

That it's business as usual around here. I don't get the constant degrading of marriage. If you don't want to get married, don't. Why drag crazy examples of strangers, not even a study or survey, around as gospel truth for how marriage is? Everyone's marriage is different. That's what I have to say as a married woman of over 10 years.