This is probably the worst line of dialog ever filmed

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"I had sex and now Dad is dead. He had a horrible death because I had incredible sex."
It's not just the fact that the line is stupid. That one braggadocios word pushes it over the top. She feels like her having sex killed her dad. While that fact clearly bothers her she still wants you to know dad wasn't just killed by any old sex it was incredible sex that killed him. The line was so bad the actress that played the mom looked at her like WTF? I don't know how any of them kept a straight face.
 

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To me, Renner’s “I wanna make a baby” line (or something close to that) in Arrival takes the cake. :scust:
For me it was watching True Detective S2 and some of the things they had on them scripts were downright comical.

“It’s like blue balls.......in your heart.”

:laff::laff::laff::laff:
 
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i thought this was a parody/comedy...

this was a legit teen drama on ABC from the creator of 7th Heaven:patrice:

how to the hell they let that one word throw the whole shyt off like that?:mjlol:
 

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wait...she had sex with her dad and it killed him...what kind of ABC “family” shyt is this???

:mindblown: :hhh:
 

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I thought this was gonna be the sand getting everywhere line in Attack of the clones. :russ:


But yeah I think that incredible sex line is ridiculous on levels unseen. Like how do you even rehearse that line and the director or screen writer still doesn't realize how bad it is? Or was it a shock value line? :mjlol:
 

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wait...she had sex with her dad and it killed him...what kind of ABC “family” shyt is this???

:mindblown: :hhh:

:mjlol:. No.

Her dad was pushing her to wait to have sex, but she went and lost her virginity to her boyfriend. After they had sex, she found out her dad died in a car accident or some shyt, so she associated his death with her losing her virginity.

That's not even the most cringeworthy part. The worst was when her mom (who also wanted her to wait) sat her down at the kitchen table and asked her, "Hey, if you want to get your rocks off so bad, why don't you just masturbate?" :weirdo:
 
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