This is the epitome of the type of wife i want (physically)

[Raava]

So much hate in those itty bitty stubby legs of yours. I would tell you to hug yourself, but your t-rex arms probably can't accomplish that.

Like fat arms.



I'll kick you in your knees, Anew and I swear it'll hurt.

I hate her but she has good p*ssy so let be mean to her in the hope she goes away but if she doesn't I'll just keep fukking her. Meanwhile this bytch is probably planning a wedding in her head for the both of them. Lord help us!

i wont lie

i went to the Texas State fair with her

the mall, movies, etc.


she pays and doesnt freeload but lawd, I have never disliked someone this much

i made her cry twice, and i wasnt even mean either time


on morning she was playing around with me and i told her to leave me the fukk alone cause i just woke up... she actually said "when we have kids, you gone have to play with them" i went off

i was like why the fukk would WE have kids?

she left holding back tears

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Meanwhile, he probably got a roster.

i dont like anyone on it either

i fukk around and contacted someone from my past(who pretended to be pregant for me back in 2009) just cause i dont like dealing with the females im dealing with




dealing with 4-6 broads and still lonely

 

[Elle Driver]

i dont like anyone on it either

i fukk around and contacted someone from my past(who pretended to be pregant for me back in 2009) just cause i dont like dealing with the females im dealing with




dealing with 4-6 broads and still lonely

I gotta say, the whole "a$$hole" thing is really working out for your sex life though.

 

[yeahisaidit]

u skinny

I look skinny because I'm almost 6'0". I have 45" of hips and ass breh.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

It's all fun and games until she gets pregnant.

i got the Trojan variety pack in my pistol safe by my bed

 

[Arishok]

i dont like anyone on it either

i fukk around and contacted someone from my past(who pretended to be pregant for me back in 2009) just cause i dont like dealing with the females im dealing with




dealing with 4-6 broads and still lonely

I'll treat you right you won't feel lonely when I'm around

 

[The Mad Titan]

*edit

this one too

If she could stay that size that would be amazing.

 

[Raava]

i got the Trojan variety pack in my pistol safe by my bed

Love your stories

 

[Rawtid]

i got the Trojan variety pack in my pistol safe by my bed

That's good to hear. Don't get caught up.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

The girl you posted is pretty. Chubby legs and all.

 

[Elle Driver]

I'll treat you right you won't feel lonely when I'm around

@Geoffrey_Chaucer will probably kick you out for breathing too hard.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I gotta say, the whole "@sshole" thing is really working out for your sex life though.

i am not an a$$hole

im just lonely brah
the fukked up part is sometimes they are over here and i am posting about them and they dont even know it


i just want ONE

ONE i actually like and want to be with


*hold me

I look skinny because I'm almost 6'0". I have 45" of hips and ass breh.

lawd jesus



so yo why u didnt answer my text 2 weeks ago

i guess u really was playing again

 

[Arishok]

@Geoffrey_Chaucer will probably kick you out for breathing too hard.

I'd hold my breath for him

 

[Poitier]

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[The Mad Titan]

i am not an @sshole

im just lonely brah
the fukked up part is sometimes they are over here and i am posting about them and they dont even know it


i just want ONE

ONE i actually like and want to be with


*hold me

lawd jesus



so yo why u didnt answer my text 2 weeks ago

i guess u really was playing again