This is what happens when u watch blade 100 times a year

[Luke Cage]

 

[NoMorePie]

Yall need help man

 

[old pig]

I’m mad I seen this multiple times and just paid attention to the face lmaooo

 

[Luke Cage]

 

[Cat piss martini]

* me in my office counting money *

stripper one: can we talk to you Piss?
me: if youre on your period you cant work
stripper two:
me: ya'll cuttin them strings dont fool nikkas.
stripper one: this is about security.
me: that nikka serious.......aint no fights.
stripper two: he slashed tina's buttcheek walking pass.
me: he said he's getting a new jacket with sword holder on the back.
stripper one: that nikka is creepy and take his job too serious.
me: he stopped wearing the fangs and colored contacts.
stripper two: this nikka wants us to call him Blade.
me: look.....I dont even have to pay him he just want us to call him Blade!
stripper one: he's gonna kill somebody
me: he think i'm whistler so i'm good.
stripper two:
me: and it's blade marvel nino......say all of that shyt.
stripper one:
me: I mean it.....aint no ass shakin while ya'll leakin.

 

[east]

 

[Luke Cage]

Why he got wolverine claws?

 

[Eternally Jaded]

* me in my office counting money *

stripper one: can we talk to you Piss?
me: if youre on your period you cant work
stripper two:
me: ya'll cuttin them strings dont fool nikkas.
stripper one: this is about security.
me: that nikka serious.......aint no fights.
stripper two: he slashed tina's buttcheek walking pass.
me: he said he's getting a new jacket with sword holder on the back.
stripper one: that nikka is creepy and take his job too serious.
me: he stopped wearing the fangs and colored contacts.
stripper two: this nikka wants us to call him Blade.
me: look.....I dont even have to pay him he just want us to call him Blade!
stripper one: he's gonna kill somebody
me: he think i'm whistler so i'm good.
stripper two:
me: and it's blade marvel nino......say all of that shyt.
stripper one:
me: I mean it.....aint no ass shakin while ya'll leakin.

Consistently one of the funniest posters on here. Should legit write sketches

 

[BaldingSoHard]

This... I mean...

I mean damn. Coli has reached it's max potential now.

God damn.

 

[the cool]

wait dude is serious??????

I thought this was from a halloween party

 

[Luke Cage]

I trying to think of a situation where having a sword would be helpful over a gun or a taser. legit only thing i could think of is actual vampires or zombies.
he got throwing darts in his boot

 

[east]

Why he got wolverine claws?

ion even notice that, does he have them shyts held on just by his holster suspenders?

 

[Splash]

If it ever goes down he defo gonna cut himself talkin bout hyaaah!

 

[Splash]

If he ever get jumped he gon hobble away like you have no honor

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

This smiley shyt is an artform