This Is Why I Don't Do That Secret Santa BS

[Toe Jay Simpson]

“Hey TJ, we’re doing Secret Santa this year. Are you in?

“No.”

“Oh...ok?”

“Thanks for offering though”

 

[mag357]

People are fukking weirdos...


I dont celebrate any holidays but they do that type pick a name, gift giving shyt at my job.

I participate just for the good nature of it.

I've given ppl $100 gifts, just to see their face when they open it... same year, the person that picked me... forgot to bring the gift...

I ain't give a shyt

This xmas shyt yall celebrate, is like suppose to be some big holiday of "giving" and being thankful and shyt...
But nikkaz is complaining about getting a "cheap" gift

Man, get the whole fukk outta here.

U never know someone's financial situation...
And who gives a shyt what u get...make somebody's day by doing something nice for them...

Smh

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I could tell by the look on his face at the beginning that he felt highly violated

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

I love Secret Santa.

It’s amazing what cool stuff u can get within the $10 limit.

One of the best ideas is giving somebody $10 worth scratch off tickets.

People be clowning like “now if that bytch don’t show up for work tomorrow, u gon be hurt”



You can’t show up with expectations. I remember getting a one cup coffee maker mug

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

I cant do this today lol..I'm not trying to die from laughter on Christmas eve

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

...useful as a bare-mouthed dog in a frisbee contest

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

I got a $10 Dunkin donuts gift card one year

On my way home I gave it to a homeless man, gave him an extra $5 so he could go over the $10 and not leave anything on that card

Spoiler

wouldn't be surprised if he used the $5 to buy coke and used the card to cut it up

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

but its probably a 10/15 max... they did they best they could

would he have felt better if it wasnt called "black"

 

[jerniebert]

I don’t care for Christmas but I do Secret Santa at work. My Secret Santa got me a bottle of Remy this year. I can’t complain.

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

i signed up and opted out... i told the organizer to take whoever has my name and give them the person i got.. im out..

 

[thelonious21]

Sound like lil Duval

 

[Black Barbie]

I cannot! I'm done.

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Work at a shytty job with cheap ass people and play secret santa brehs...

Ive never had an issue with secret Santa Or white elephant

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

This shyt got me dead



I remember my secret santa I got a damn cheap ass keychain in elementary in 5th grade. After I went out and had my mama buy a raw ass yomega brain yoyo for the person I picked. shyt had me fukking heated.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So you pulled some shyt like that in Secret Santa too. Didn't you?

I just give gift cards