This is why I'm scared to have Daughters

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- Moves to Houston and gets smutted out by a Reality TV star

- Has the guy play piano for her and get her drunk and she falls for all of it

- She's like "He said I was the first person he responded to on Instagram"

- Decides to talk about it with a Youtuber like this is her "revenge"


This is literally every parent's nightmare whenever their daughter turns 18 and talks about wanting to move out the house and become grown :picard::huhldup:

Slightly off topic but....


Honestly you don't have to have daughters if you don't want to. This is 2021. medical science allowance you to actually pick the children's gender if you want before they are even born and it's only like 10-15k. Which is nothing compared to the cost of the child in the long run:hubie:
 

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Slightly off topic but....


Honestly you don't have to have daughters if you don't want to. This is 2021. medical science allowance you to actually pick the children's gender if you want before they are even born and it's only like 10-15k. Which is nothing compared to the cost of the child in the long run:hubie:


Nah I'm good. I don't deal with sorcery when it comes to the gender of my future child :hubie:
 

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Your daughters are going to get tossed, busted on and in, etc. Mans job us to ensure that she is educated and successful enough that she can stand on her own two without using her body.

Blueprint for most races is provide for their daughters up to college. Daughter's get smashed by a bunch of dudes, then they find some successful nerd/receptive frat daddy and marry him then switch the whole image. Bonus points for having a good degree and job (Nursing, teaching)

Also, the end game for a father is to have his daughter get with some successful, physically attractive tall dude so you have some good grandkids, regardless of what she has to do to get there. If she has her own career on top of that, you basically won.
Kind of basically the ceiling with having girls :francis:

I’ve gotta come out of pocket $30k next year to guarantee our son arrives in 2023 :beli:
 

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Nah I'm good. I don't deal with sorcery when it comes to the gender of my future child :hubie:
I hear you. But If you have time, its actually a fascinating process to study. :whoa:


Effectively a woman's eggs only carry X-chrome; while your gametes have either the X-chrome or the Y-chrome. Thus a 50/50 x-z split of 2million of your gametes compete against the hellish environment of her ovaries to reach that one egg. 1 out of 2million get across and its usually luck of the draw whether it is an X or Y chromosome. The process of choosing the gender of your kids is basically you putting a wall in front of your x-chromosome gametes and letting the Y- chromes do their thing. The process isnt magic per se, its more like a rigged playoff bracket guaranteeing your team wins.:whoo:
 

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I hear you. But If you have time, its actually a fascinating process to study. :whoa:


Effectively a woman's eggs only carry X-chrome; while your gametes have either the X-chrome or the Y-chrome. Thus a 50/50 x-z split of 2million of your gametes compete against the hellish environment of her ovaries to reach that one egg. 1 out of 2million get across and its usually luck of the draw whether it is an X or Y chromosome. The process of choosing the gender of your kids is basically you putting a wall in front of your x-chromosome gametes and letting the Y- chromes do their thing. The process isnt magic per se, its more like a rigged playoff bracket guaranteeing your team wins.:whoo:


OK and what is the process of walling up the x chromosome gamelets?

Is it through medication, or radiation, or etc?
 

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I hear you. But If you have time, its actually a fascinating process to study. :whoa:


Effectively a woman's eggs only carry X-chrome; while your gametes have either the X-chrome or the Y-chrome. Thus a 50/50 x-z split of 2million of your gametes compete against the hellish environment of her ovaries to reach that one egg. 1 out of 2million get across and its usually luck of the draw whether it is an X or Y chromosome. The process of choosing the gender of your kids is basically you putting a wall in front of your x-chromosome gametes and letting the Y- chromes do their thing. The process isnt magic per se, its more like a rigged playoff bracket guaranteeing your team wins.:whoo:
There have been new studies that have found human female eggs actually have receptors on them that allow certain chroma they like more to be allowed in (bias) so it’s not a full at 100% on us males to determine gender as previously thought. That being said my wife is about to run my pockets $30k to make sure the name my father gave me lives on an additional generation past us. :beli:
 

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OK and what is the process of walling up the x chromosome gamelets?

Is it through medication, or radiation, or etc?
Simple really. They take your nut and her eggs and grow some embryos in a Petri dish and once they are matured enough they can accurately determine the sex, implant the embryo in your woman’s womb and 9 months later you’ve got a little shytter on your hands.
 

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So is parenting not an option now?:pachaha:
All the females yall know doin shyt like this huh?
Never change :banderas:
 

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i cant tell if im more scare of having a son or a daughter.

Only thing to fear is the fukked up template for manhood and relationships that YOU will hand off to her through your thoughts, actions and judgements.

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OK and what is the process of walling up the x chromosome gamelets?

Is it through medication, or radiation, or etc?
Its a physical process, no meds. No radiation either. It costs so much(10-15K) because docs must literally separate them one-by-one to get your intended result. The ideal method would be you busting a nut and then they centrifuge it in the lab, walling X-chrome gametes on one end and and Y-chrome gametes on the other end at different levels of the centrifuge. A more direct method would be a "swim-up" where you let sperm swim against a current of saline-like solution using the current as the wall. Both the centrifuge and swim-up work because size differences in X and Y chrome gametes. X-chrome sperm are bigger/heavier than Y-chrome sperm because they carry more dna, thus y chrome gametes literally swim up faster against the fluid current. With the centrifuge x-chrome gametes get separated from y-chrome gametes by gravity because of their weight. And of course, both these methods of sperm selection occur prior to conception which is why its so time consuming and labor intensive cause you gotta select from millions of gametes.


@Spence is also correct that you could also wait until after the traditional-random-process of fertilization. You wait a few hours after the eggs and sperm have mixed and only select for a embryo that is male or female. This requires multiple eggs from your wife, but it is much cheaper than $10-15k sperm selection fee because you are parsing through a few dozen embryo instead of all 2million sperm.:whew:


But personally, I prefer the first method because it is literally just seperation and discarding of your gametes no different than busting a nut in a tissue and tossing it away. im not a fan of the second method because it technically allows for conception of the embryo, meaning you must discard(or donate) the non-desired embryos. This is obviously morally/ethically ambiguous.:picard:
 
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