This is your son's fiancée and he introduces her to you to get your blessing, what do you do?

[Digital Shaman]

 

[African Peasant]

I learned a while ago they are going to stick to the ones they chose. The only thing us getting involved leads to is them finding out later down the line.

So you aint saying shyt?

 

[Luke Cage]

I like women with tattoos.

 

[NatiboyB]

So you aint saying shyt?

They are going to do the opposite. Especially teens. My 17 year old right now is dating a little thot pocket and left the young lady I liked for her but he’s young. Strap up and don’t bring no kids back here. If We haven’t established these things in him by this point. He’s just going to have to learn the hard way. Because I was damn sure hard headed.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

those eyelashes could be used as shelves to hold my mason jars of weed

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

i would honestly tell him this chick has run out of all sexual adventure son, you will be sleeping with a rag doll with no feelings just going through dramatics in the bedroom. shes had her legs open ever since a teenager and that is all highlighted by the big abrasive tattoo.

son she is out for thugs and people who have an ill temper she is a fiend for attention and wrong decisions again highlighted by that abrasive tattoo.

Her having sexual past will do wonders for him

It’s the virgin that’s be boring In bed

 

[Georgiamuscle]

Saggy titties, shytty tattoo, slightly overweight from a diet of hot Cheetos, dikk, hen, and weed, personality of a fly, she gone and he gone too if he persists

 

[King Poetic]

I think these chicks that get chest tats and a lot more over their body all ready know they not wife material for anyone and just out here to be rentals to be used and return back to enterprise for the next nikkas

 

[African Peasant]

It’s the virgin that’s be boring In bed

cap.

How many virgins do you slept with?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

He know damn well he not bringing no street walker in my house. My hypothetical son is gonna be laced up with game to the teeth. Only wholesome no body count Christian females.

 

[REdefinition]

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

cap.

How many virgins do you slept with?

One and never again

Give me a girl who knows how to fukk

 

[Mowgli]

Fat
Small titties
Tacky tattoo
Fake hoelashes
Hoop earrings


He won't have my blessing. He won't inherit shyt.

 

[Savvir]

I'm gonna get her number when i send junebug to the corner store to get me a 5th of crown...

 

[CW_1991]

I probably did a poor job of raising my son if that's who he decides to wed.

I know better so he should as well.