This May Be The Worst Papoose Punchline Ever

[Hardaway]

i didn't even think it was that bad honestly

now THIS:

where I come from if somebody follow you, you better turn around and squeeze
threatening each other on Facebook is fake, look,
if you ask me if they mean it, I'll tell you they shook,
when the judge throw the book at you it's not a great look,
throw the book in your face, you really get your face booked

abhorrent

Spoiler: its real.

nikka take half a verse to get a weak ass punchline off

 

[Hardaway]

Customers be bangin on the spot doors all night
I told the last customer yo next time knock light
He knock hard so I cocked back and took his hard knock life

 

[Jerz-2]

this thread got me weak man

Breh, I am crying over here.

 

[Figaro]

Game over you lost like a person with outta map

 

[AkaDemiK]

trigga happy pappy

 

[Black Bolt]

"You're mad ass like Saddam spelled backwards"
"There's a lot of boogers in my snub nose"

Dude has a lot of corny lines.

That line's tuff tho

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Papoose makes street toddler rap

And what does ASAP Ricky make

 

[Stacks]

You a coward like moo

cow... word

Oh hell naw

 

[ThaBronxBully]

How Has No One Posted The Infamous "I Stay High Like The Word We Use To Greet Each Other" Line Yet? lol

 

[Dirty Needles]

i dont care if u wont, i would, like a lumber yard
ill have you looking at defeat like a foot doctor

pap got the property in hand
i'm like aaron how i cop land
and if you don't know who aaron copland is
he's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library

Pap is gully like seagulls, caw caw look over your shoulder
caw caw thats the sound you hear before you lifes over
pap dont play poker but im gonna poke her face (im all in!)
n*gga thats your bi*ch, you mad doggy, you got rabies? (barking)
i got a Mercedes, and got three blondes, like the bradys
you know the bradys, the show in the 70's about a big family
and pap got a big family, like the mob, ima rob, you slob
like its my job, i eat corn on the cob, cape cod is a place in Massachusetts
or is it Maine? who cares ill maime you punk n*gga
pap the top dog you the runt of the litter,
i play twister with your sister (bend over)
fist her, dont kiss her, diss her and never miss her
i dissmiss her like an acquittal, a good movie to watch is chicken little
(i doubt the last 2 are real , ppl making up papoose lines)

I won't front. The line about 3 blondes like the Brady's is kinda dope! The rest is straight status.

 

[Conscious Pilot]

i'm like aaron how i cop land
and if you don't know who aaron copland is
he's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library

Always if this was a real line

Or a Sohh

 

[ciubaca]

Always wondered if this was a real line

Or a Sohh

Ppl say that it was from an old radio freestyle he did, that's why there is no vid or audio.
Its just to bad to be true. My money is on

 

[head shots101]

Lol I love these pap threads....I forward all these lines to my friend whose a bug pap fan

 

[Drake's Tan]

And what does ASAP Ricky make

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[SirBiatch]

And what does ASAP Ricky make

never heard of him