This mfer been practicing karate for FIVE years and he still a white belt

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Look like he took the belt off a bathrobe and tied it around his waist :wtf:
uniform all fukking droopy :mjlol: shyt look sleepy :heh: They got this man sparring with the little kids :snoop:

I'm guessing this guy fukked your girl
 

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My sister and I never made it past a white belt either. We took it for a few months when we were kids, maybe 3 lol. I don't think it really teaches you anything. It's a waste of money really, and we didn't like it. We only went so we wouldn't have to go to the children's section while our parents were working out in the gym. :laugh:
 

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that pudgy nikka be trollin.

dude: man when am i gonna get another belt:stopitslime:
pudgy sensei: when youre ready:ehh:
dude: you got kids up in here with blue belts.:stopitslime:
pudgy sensei: yin is 6 but he's asian....a born karate man.:ohlawd:
dude: that's some bullshyt man:beli:
pudgy sensei: it takes discipline to be a real karate man.:whoo:
dude: you found your black belt at the ymca breh.:beli:
pudgy sensei: it was left by a master....:sas1:
dude: i'm not gonna keep paying you 5.75$ a week to stay a white belt.:stopitslime:
pudgy sensei: you dont have the faith to be a real karate man.:ehh:
dude: i'm down just move me a belt or two up.:what:
pudgy sensei: what was the name of bruce leroy's daddys pizza spot?:jbhmm:
dude: :patrice:
pudgy sensei: what color was sho nuffs glow.:jbhmm:
dude: :patrice:
pudgy sensei: see man you dont study....have a seat breh:ehh:
dude: fukk this shyt.:stopitslime:
pudgy sensei: yin what was the name of the nikka in enter the dragon:jawalrus:
yin: jim kelly sir.:mjpls:
pudgy sensei: you see that......real karate man.:banderas:

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:dead: @ born karate man,.....


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Look like he took the belt off a bathrobe and tied it around his waist :wtf:
uniform all fukking droopy :mjlol: shyt look sleepy :heh: They got this man sparring with the little kids :snoop:
You know, he's doing something. If he's happy we should be happy.
 
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Look like he took the belt off a bathrobe and tied it around his waist :wtf:
uniform all fukking droopy :mjlol: shyt look sleepy :heh: They got this man sparring with the little kids :snoop:

is there supposed to be a hurry???

end of the day- that shyt wont save you these new nikkas bout that gunplay and thats it-- a bar fight aint a bar fight no more. You might think you won, then you get poked, capped, or mugged going back to your car. Karate may as well be a hobby, because it aint saving n0 lives in America in 2016.
 
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