this obese woman hit on me last night...

[Cognitive Dissonance]

Ive always been hit on by large women and.....men, but this time... it was morbid. it made me question how attractive i really am, like is this the best i can get? did she really think i was going to smash her? her legs were sorcery at its finest. her thighs looked like a Ziploc bag filled with soggy grits. her stomach was exposed, which reminded me of a busted can of biscuits that got wet.

once she tried to give me a kiss, i immediately backed away and almost screamed like a majestic walrus. she then began to cry and said. " whats wrong with me? , i even got turned down by you." at this point, this is my second realization that I'm not a prize.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Ive always been hit on by large women and.....men, but this time... it was morbid. it made me question how attractive i really am, like is this the best i can get? did she really think i was going to smash her? her legs were sorcery at its finest. her thighs looked like a Ziploc bag filled with soggy grits. her stomach was exposed, which reminded me of a busted can of biscuits that got wet.

once she tried to give me a kiss, i immediately backed away and almost screamed like a majestic walrus. she then began to cry and said. " whats wrong with me? , i even got turned down by you." at this point, this is my second realization that I'm not a prize.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Ive always been hit on by large women and.....men, but this time... it was morbid. it made me question how attractive i really am, like is this the best i can get? did she really think i was going to smash her? her legs were sorcery at its finest. her thighs looked like a Ziploc bag filled with soggy grits. her stomach was exposed, which reminded me of a busted can of biscuits that got wet.

once she tried to give me a kiss, i immediately backed away and almost screamed like a majestic walrus. she then began to cry and said. " whats wrong with me? , i even got turned down by you." at this point, this is my second realization that I'm not a prize.

Hit the gym
A fit body will do wonders for your looks

Your overall physique will ofcourse I prove
Clothes will fit better
You will look younger and possibly happier

 

[Couth]

are you fat too breh? if so lose weight.

and honestly some fat girls do that to everyone and anyone. Especially if you put liquor in them. Don't take it too personally.

 

[Thuglet]

Well you still managed to land a wife while being "unattractive"/"fat" ( aint seen you so cant know) and having a micro penis so

 

[HookersandIceCream]

are you fat too breh? if so lose weight.

and honestly some fat girls do that to everyone and anyone. Especially if you put liquor in them. Don't take it too personally.

Lmao

No they really don't. A ham would never dare say that type of shyt to decent lookin gentleman

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

im not fat.. well, not fat in the right places. Ive always been said to have a kid body or a women's body. whatever thee fukk that means.

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

Well you still managed to land a wife while being "unattractive" and having a micro penis so

we're roommates, at this point. bytch get on topic.

 

[Thuglet]

were roommates, at this point. bytch get on topic.

You've said partner and wife before but k.

 

[Da King]

If ugly people hit on you its because you're AT BEST average, they have the confidence to hit on someone who they feel is in their league

Truth is, the best looking men/women don't get hit on nearly as much as people think because many are intimidated by their looks

 

[Neil Tyson]

Haha. Majestic walrus.

 

[Couth]

Lmao

No they really don't. A ham would never dare say that type of shyt to decent lookin gentleman

Okay. Thats your experience. And in my experience you're wrong.

i've personally seen fat girls at the club practically assaulting dudes talmbout "i need the d tonight."

Lot of fat girls think they're sexy (or put up a facade) and the alcohol just enhances that. Fat girls can be some of the boldest females out here.

 

[jeh]

Ive always been hit on by large women and.....men, but

 

[Lana del Rey]

She really did start to cry?? Aww poor girl...

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

She really did start to cry?? Aww poor girl...

it surprised me, she looked even worse when she cried.