this obese woman hit on me last night...

[Paradise]

Hooray for you....

 

[At30wecashout]

Okay. Thats your experience. And in my experience you're wrong.

i've personally seen fat girls at the club practically assaulting dudes talmbout "i need the d tonight."

Lot of fat girls think they're sexy (or put up a facade) and the alcohol just enhances that. Fat girls can be some of the boldest females out here.

I always say this. I wish the slim girls would be on their game more. Big girls are quick to throw game, but slow to throw weights in the gymI blame skinny brehs in the hood who hug up to women twice their size.

 

[eastside313]

Ive always been hit on by large women and.....men, but this time... it was morbid. it made me question how attractive i really am, like is this the best i can get? did she really think i was going to smash her? her legs were sorcery at its finest. her thighs looked like a Ziploc bag filled with soggy grits. her stomach was exposed, which reminded me of a busted can of biscuits that got wet.

once she tried to give me a kiss, i immediately backed away and almost screamed like a majestic walrus. she then began to cry and said. " whats wrong with me? , i even got turned down by you." at this point, this is my second realization that I'm not a prize.

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

Hooray for you....

i have nothing to be proud of, get out of your feelings Bertha.

 

[aXiom]

She really did start to cry?? Aww poor girl...

So when you gon let a nikka know what that mouf do

 

[Lana del Rey]

So when you gon let a nikka know what that mouf do

It does the same thing as yours lol

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

What was your first realization?
And yea you lost b/c she considered you the last ditch charity fukk
and here you thought YOU were slumming

 

[Orange cream shake]

What yo wife look like? No homo
























By the way I'm a fan love your work.

 

[Paradise]

i have nothing to be proud of, get out of your feelings Bertha.

Chill...

 

[miranda]

I blame skinny brehs in the hood who hug up to women twice their size.

 

[Zero]

Let easy p*ssy slide through your fingers because you're a fukkboy brehs

 

[At30wecashout]

Shut up. I was that guy once, trying to longstroke all the big girls cause i heard the kitten stays wet.

Im not trying to slide into my old habits

 

[thewiz]

you can keep it a buck if you hit, we won't judge you

 

[Paradise]

One day Jesus one day!!!!

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

Let easy p*ssy slide through your fingers because you're a fukkboy brehs

your the type of nikka that will fukk anything, you'll hit a baser if you could.