https://www.thecoli.com/threads/low-key-the-pokémon-world-violent-as-fukk.726797/
I dont make threads but this had to be shown to TLR
*snorlax in the middle of the narrow road sleeping*
(You can fly around it, you can hop in the water and swim around it)
: NAH fukk THAT YOU GONNA KNOW MY NAME. CHARIZARD USE FLAME THROWER AND BURN HIM TO A CRISP
Charizard: you sure fam? I can scoop you up and fly around him. shyt I could even tap him on the shoulder he might be lightly sleeping..
: FLAME THROWWWWWER
Or you walking through the field and hear some arguing between a trainer and their Pokémon and gotta ignore it because you just starting out and don’t wanna get whooped
and let’s not forget the rampant drug use that comes with being a wandering psychopath
: IM ON RARE CANDIES. I AINT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS
: BUTTERFREE HIT ME WITH RECREATIONAL AMOUNTS OF STUN SPORE
*5 mins later*
: PORYGON, MORPH INTO A BAD bytch AND SEND PROFESSOR OAK A MESSAGE THROUGH IG. WE GONNA CATFISH HIM OUT OF HIS PENSION AND 401K
I dont make threads but this had to be shown to TLR
