this reddit thread struck me as familiar...

[MajesticLion]

the coli still discovering the internet has no borders

One day it'll sink in. One day.

 

[KingsOfKings]

Blatant grab

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Maybe ole girl just gets around

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Maybe ole girl just gets around

But she ain't walking out of any man's life.

 

[Sauce Dab]

There was somebody on Twitter who basically copied a coli thread word for word and went semi viral off it a few days ago

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[Neo. The Only. The One.]

But she ain't walking out of any man's life.

They probably leave her, she honestly sounds like hell on wheels.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

thats a old joke i heard a decade before the coli existed

old heads been telling that joke since the 80s at least