Cat piss martini
Veteran
Me: fry that chicken before you leave.
Her: my dress is gonna smell like chicken.
Me: yo mama's blow up mattress is calling.
Her: lemon pepper?
Me: and cucumber ranch

Her: my dress is gonna smell like chicken.

Me: yo mama's blow up mattress is calling.

Her: lemon pepper?

Me: and cucumber ranch






girls night out!!!! She's going to get fukked funky style!!! 
