This skit would be hilarious

[ChrisDorner]

I needa write it down before I forget it, I'm high as fucc

It would be called "the selfie"

It takes place at a house party & this nikka sees a fine ass chick knocked out on the couch. He Tryna impress his nikkas so he goes to the couch to sneak a pic with the girl

So he tries to take the pic with his arm around her neck but the flash was on!

(It gets even better)

so the girl woke up & was like "ewww who the fukk are you?" All loud & the music turns off & the lights turn on & everybody's staring at the nikka

& he just looks around like

Copyright (c) Chris Deezy Studios 2013

 

[ChrisDorner]

Okay this thread is now open for replies

 

[ChrisDorner]

Alright bring em in y'all don't be shy

 

[ChrisDorner]

Yea okay y'all smart cause simon didn't say post in this thread

Simon says post in this thread

Let's see some good responses tonight.

 

[Ricky Church]

you must be high as shyt breh

 

[ChrisDorner]

you must be high as shyt breh

Critique my piece in the OP

 

[SumBlackguyz]

needs more cowbell

 

[Ricky Church]

Critique my piece in the OP

produce that video breh.

 

[ChrisDorner]

needs more cowbell

The fukk is that supposed to mean

 

[ChrisDorner]

 

[Bay Area]

Yea okay y'all smart cause simon didn't say post in this thread

Simon says post in this thread

.

 

[-G$-]

The fukk is that supposed to mean

 

[Raye82]

So, I'm guess that is the beginning of the movie. So, from this point, is he suppose to prove he is not a lame, so he can win the girl of his dreams?

 

[Wildin]

I needa write it down before I forget it, I'm high as fucc

It would be called "the selfie"

It takes place at a house party & this nikka sees a fine ass chick knocked out on the couch. He Tryna impress his nikkas so he goes to the couch to sneak a pic with the girl

So he tries to take the pic with his arm around her neck but the flash was on!



(It gets even better)

so the girl woke up & was like "ewww who the fukk are you?" All loud & the music turns off & the lights turn on &
everybody's staring at the nikka


& he just looks around like

Copyright (c) Chris Deezy Studios 2013

Then a big deebo ass nikka that is her man is like "THE fukk YOU DOIN!?!" the place is quiet as fukk. He verbally punks dude so bad he's sittin down on the couch all 5'7 and shyt. Can't even stand up.

Dude keeps telling him to get up "STAND UP nikka!! STAND UP SO I CAN BEAT YOUR ASS!!! GET THE fukk UP" he grabs him by his shirt and stands him up. Dude is shook won't put his hands up. The deebo dude turns around talkin shyt, his pants are sagging low and dude sees something...is it..... .....it is. Dude try not to embarrass him and says "Umm you got a lil...." "THE fukk DID YOU SAY LIL nikka?!?" He unknowingly attracts Ll the attention to his pants...nikka has a dookie stain!

The party erupts in hilarious laughter defusing all tension. Deebo keeps trying to hell and talk shyt but the laughter is too loud. nikkas are dappin up dude and shyt. The girl is too embarrassed by her man is sittin there like Dude apologizes for takin a pic admits he was tryna stunt but because she's beautiful (simp mode) and says any dude would stunt if she were their girl. He says he might not be as big as deebo but would feel as big ass deebo if she were his. He asks if she needs a ride home, she looks at deebo tryna punk nikka for laughing and still talk shyt to no avail. She says yes.

Outside they get in dudes car and deebo comes to the passenger window. He looks at shawty, doesn't say a thing. Looks at ol boy and says "your dead nikka. Your dead"....

 

[ChrisDorner]

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