This slanted toilet was designed to increase productivity and decrease smartphone use

[tuckgod]

I’m on the toilet at work on my smart phone as I type.

This me time is like my second lunch break.

 

[Sterling Archer]

This reminds me: I was supposed to look into buying a bidet.

 

[Doobie Doo]

What if you got Crohns or IBD? Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen

I got IBS, the slant actually should help cuz it's a more natural squatting position

 

[3rdWorld]

Actually you're supposed to squat when you take a dump..you get it all out and will have no problem with that slanted loo..

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

If you sit on any toilet for 5 minutes, you might have digestion issues.

What if you got Crohns or IBD? Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen

I got my lawyer on speed dial though.

 

[Tres Leches]

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I got IBS, the slant actually should help cuz it's a more natural squatting position

I got Crohns and sometimes during a flare up I need more than 5 minutes. Purposely causing discomfort to someone already in discomfort seems to be creating a bad work environment

I would sue

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Who else is reading this on the toilet right now?

 

[13473]

squat over the seat. don't sit on it.

 

[GreenGhxst]

If your employer does that to you, why dont you just shyt on the floor

 

[GreenGhxst]

This reminds me: I was supposed to look into buying a bidet.

I got a portable one from home depot

It changed the game. You'll feel like a caveman going back to just tissues.

 

[Sterling Archer]

I got a portable one from home depot

It changed the game. You'll feel like a caveman going back to just tissues.

Portable?

 

[get these nets]

do you even clean your ass properly?

You colon watching, breh? Everybody ain't spilling they whole stomach in 5 minutes.

Don't eat roughage, and pop eye vessels taking a dump, chief !

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Pain?

fukk that I'm squatting next to it while reading the paper like

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Don't eat roughage, and pop eye vessels taking a dump, chief !