This slanted toilet was designed to increase productivity and decrease smartphone use

[Bondye Vodou]

Give employees hemorrhoids just to increase work productivity, cac brehs

 

[old pig]

5 minutes??? I’m in there 30 minutes minimum and that’s w/o a phone/ tablet when I’m in a rush and have shyt to do (no pun)

 

[Sterling Archer]

It's a spray bottle

That's what I said, a douche.

 

[A.V.]

#DoorStopperGang

 

[FaTaL]

Sounds like you could slide off and bruise/break a bone

 

[Clay Puppington]

All hail our corporate overlords

 

[987654321]

fukk them and their Spanish Inquisition toilets

 

[Sex Luthor]

Just stand up in the stall and use your phone

 

[TripleAgent]

I got IBS, the slant actually should help cuz it's a more natural squatting position

The slant is going the wrong way for that.

 

[null]

The workhouses of Europe are slowly making a comeback.

 

[Cadillac]

this is dumb

 

[ORDER_66]

fukk them and their Spanish Inquisition toilets

 

[FeverPitch2]

Any employer that buys this is an absolute idiot.
That thing should come with a defense lawyer because it's got lawsuit written all over it.
How do you explain this to your elderly, pregnant, and handicapped employees?
It's only a matter of days before somebody "slips" off that bytch and breaks their tailbone.
Whoever invented this is a dipshyt, too

 

[newworldafro]

I got Crohns and sometimes during a flare up I need more than 5 minutes. Purposely causing discomfort to someone already in discomfort seems to be creating a bad work environment

I would sue

Elaborate on a flare up.

 

[klientel]

It’s cool, about a week after these shyts hit the market there will be a conversion kit on amazon for 9.99 to get rid of the incline and...

we shyttin again brehs