Eating for me is visual...then fragrance...then texture...then tastebuds...
Slop.
Slop.
Slop.
just to make her 
You don't want the chicken?i'd dead ass slap that shyt out
of a broads hand and all over
the damn flatscreen.
#yomamaaintteachyoushyt
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Breh. Naw. It took me hours to identify that pork chop. There's a lot of bone in there too. Wtf is the ketchup for? Lol I'd put it in that dry ass macaroni and skip the pork chops all together.Macaroni is a lil overcooked and not enough cheese, but thats it really...
Except for that rice... How do you fukk up rice![]()

Rice in a puddle, dry ass macaroni, and some sort of over cooked meat

I knew it was a porkchop at jump.. Thats the average hood plate right there.Breh. Naw. It took me hours to identify that pork chop. There's a lot of bone in there too. Wtf is the ketchup for? Lol I'd put it in that dry ass macaroni and skip the pork chops all together.
Back to the rice. If she can't cook rice which only involves bowling water, a timer, a cover for the pot, and turning the stove off and covering the rice. There's no way I'd trust her to cook a pork chop and not have undercooked meat.
That rice soup probably leaked into the macaroni, onto the suspect pork chop, and mixed with the ketchup.
Real talk. I appreciate her effort. She really tried. I respect that. But there's a reason why I cook all my own meals. I don't want to be poisoned or eat food that isn't cooked properly.
I'd teach her how to cook if she was my girl. I'd start with rice and eggs.