This Thing Of Ours

[Young/Nacho\Drawz]

Nicholas Santini (Danny Provenzano) is a young man trying to earn his “button” as a full-fledged member of the governing counsel of a New Jersey-based Cosa Nostra chapter, better know as, The Mob. Trying to impress his notorious elders, including his influential Uncle Danny (Frank Vincent, “The Sopranos”), he schemes up a spectacular robbery that can make millions. As he is no longer content to plunder tractor trailers on New Jersey highways, Nick conspires with a computer genius from the old neighborhood in Brooklyn to plant a modified computer chip on a communications satellite that will allow him to siphon off spare change from several million bank accounts. But his internet bank scam leads to a fateful meeting when Nick is forced to choose between loyalty to his friends and a promotion in the organization. Or, a death verdict for one of their own.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

I'm 20 minutes in


This movie....is fukking horrible


Here's the whole thing

Low budget doesn't describe it. Sopranos and other Mafia standard actors, and sub-"I'm bout it" level production.

Even their suits are cheap

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Time out

(This starts at 23:00 if you want to see)
The plan in this movie is basically the superman 2/office space plot, but hacking credit card transactions (yes, this mafia associate kid is a fukkin HACKER) and they have a deal for $25 MILLION WITH fukkING FIDEL CASTRO to conceal bank accounts that includes a vig, and they have a 3 day window to do it, and they expect to make "ONE OR TWO BILLION, MAYBE MORE" BUT nobody will notice, and they need $50 Million IN CASH to get it done.
Jesus Christ, this movie is incredible . It legitimately might be a bottom 5 movie i’ve ever seen.


Poor Frank Vincent for wasting his time here.