This Was Removed From His Stomach

[Pseudonym]

Not the first time I've heard this from a medical worker.

The thing people stick up their ass and ends up getting stuck is mind blowing

Try keeping a straight face with your best friend on the same shift while doing this, can’t even make eye contact with them because you’ll bust out laughing

They on the other side like




Literally tears coming out from knowing what our lunch break convo is gonna be

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Try keeping a straight face with your best friend on the same shift while doing this, can’t even make eye contact with them because you’ll bust out laughing

They on the other side like




Literally tears coming out from knowing what our lunch break convo is gonna be

 

[Pseudonym]

As a medical professional them convos got to be weird as hell…like maybe don’t do that freaky shyt again

No, learning the art of maneuvering around the truth speaking with spouses and parents, because it can get you in trouble

“We’re taking glass particles out of your son’s colon”

…. Then you have to be real quick before they process the information… “he will need to stay for a few days, but I will keep you updated on his status”

Look at your pager, look surprised, and gtfo

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

A freaking bong from a butthole, the tip shattered

Why do mfs gotta be so depraved

Congrats on the strong pull out game though brehette

 

[broller]

Bruh

I know it sounds but I was being serious. Humans are meant to automatically protect their throat with the gag reflex and therefore not just swallow anything that big unless they're actually trying to eat

 

[NinoBrown]

No gag reflex?

Willow Ryder reflex lol

 

[Louisville Slugz]

 

[Alix217]

Other comments are saying this is an INTESTINAL WORM DA FUK

 

[jdubnyce]

 

[Starboy52]

Not the worst thing I’ve seen/heard pulled out of someone…

 

[UpAndComing]

It's crazy how not alot of education is on colon health. That IMO is the most important part of your body, and the central location for all diseases

The things we eat or drink and the amount of abuse we give to our colons by not being healthy is really staggering