Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN AND FAKE APOLOGY PROMO WILL CLOSE THE SHOW, BROTHER!
also, dont forget Brock vs Undertaker didnt even main event Wrestlemania 30 and but still Vince let D-bry have his moment ironically with Orton in the main event
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and i dont want to hear about Daniel Bryan was on a huge momentum wave. I know people who still dont know who D-Bry is but know Brock & Taker.
Decent except that 12th match. That will be pre card status if anything before it will be that far down the card.This is how WWE likes to book their 4-5 hour PPVs in Up and Down waves.
Bolded = Big Time matches
No Bold = Piss Break basically
Wrestlemania 33 (MAIN CARD)
- Chris Jericho vs Kevin Owens (Smark Opener)
- Alexa Bliss vs SD Live! (SD Women's Title)
- Shane McMahon vs AJ Styles (Street Fight?)
- Gallows/Anderson vs Enzo/Cass vs Cesaro/Sheamus
- John Cena/Nikki Bella vs The Miz & Maryse (Middle Hot Match)
- Neville vs Austin Aries (Cruiserweight Title)
- Seth Rollins vs Triple H (Grudge Match)
- Hall of Fame Introduction Ceremony on the rampway
- The Undertaker vs Roman Reigns (Hot Crowd)
- Bayley vs Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax (RAW Women's Title)
- Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar (Universal Title)
- Andre-The-Giant Battle Royal
- Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton (WWE Championship - Main Event)
Goldberg and Brock will obviously close. Reigns/Taker will probably be before the womens match that'll go second to last. I wanna say Orton and Bray would open cause it seems like some shyt they'd do but I think they want Bray's entrance to be with the sun down. I'll say AJ vs Shane or whatever multi-man match they have will open.
Enzo and Cass should be preshow status, give them the title win that's fine but I don't think it should eat up time on the main show, this three way feud has no heat.
I'm not sure either women's match will be given a lot of time but I could see them opening with the smackdown women possibly because maybe Naomi returns or there is a debut