This Young Man Just Risked His Life And Left Me Dumbfounded In The Process

[KyokushinKarateMan]

So about an hour ago my chick and I are standing in line at Dunkin Donuts waiting to order when some tall young Idris looking punk walks up to us, flashing his pearly whites and flexing his biceps because he has his hands up like

smh...


..so already I’m thinking what in the world could this joker possibly want

Young Elba busts out with “brother I don’t mean no hahhm(harm smh) but you have a BEAUTIFUL woman bro she is gorgeous and I just wanted to shake your hand and wish yall a good morning ”


At only 5’11 I had to actually look up to this 6ft+ punk during all this which just made it even that much more ’ish.


I said “preciate it bruh, no doubt ” and pretty much brushed him off but my chick picked up on my disgust and blurted out “thank you honey that really made my morning ” while looking at me grinning


It’s been an hour and she still wont let it go keeps teasing saying I got punked

I should’ve killed that lil punk?

 

[Iceson Beckford]

Ya girl like

 

[jdubnyce]

So about an hour ago my chick and I are standing in line at Dunkin Donuts waiting to order when some tall young Idris looking punk walks up to us, flashing his pearly whites and flexing his biceps because he has his hands up like

smh...


..so I’m thinking shat could this joker possibly want

Young Elba busts out with “brother I don’t mean no hahhm(harm smh) but you have a BEAUTIFUL woman bro she is gorgeous and I just wanted to shake your hand and wish yall a good morning ”


At 5’11 I had to actually look up to this punk during all this which just made it even that much more ’ish.


I said “preciate it bruh, no doubt :baby:” and pretty much brushed him off but my chick picked up on my disgust and blurted out “thank you honey that really made my morning ” while looking at me grinning


It’s been an hour and she still wont let it go keeps teasing saying I got punked

I should’ve killed that lil punk?

That's his girl now

 

[The Blackout]

lose your girl to a hobo brehs

 

[Roid Jones]

Girl that share you

 

[big bun]

Your girl wants to be shared, breh.

 

[Boogie]

She lost all respect for you my nikka

 

[Gold]

It’s been an hour and she still wont let it go keeps teasing saying I got punked

All jokes aside... she's fantasizing about it, and has been for the past hour.
Otherwise she wouldn't be talking about it.

 

[☃ ೋ]

Obligatory: You share that girl

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

lose your girl to a hobo brehs

Looked like a college kid

 

[Dad]

Now she’s at work telling everyone about how she met a new nikka at Dunkin Donuts .

I woulda tongued my girl down right in front of that nikka and slapped her ass

 

[god shamgod]

Get randomly herbed in a dunkin Donuts line then make a thread about it brehs

Your girl thinks you a lame too

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

All jokes aside... she's fantasizing about it, and has been for the past hour.
Otherwise she wouldn't be talking about it.

I think she’s just thrilled to have finally found a chink in my usually stoic armor and she’s enjoying it til the wheels fall off. She never sees me “bothered” by anything so to have witnessed what she’s claiming was “jealousy” in me is currently making her whole day smh

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Yes your girl gonna be in parks and under bridges a lot more soon, she'll probably give you until the Playoffs are done.. but after that she's looking for Hobo Scratch

 

[606onit]

her p*ssy is still dripping from that Alpha who Beta'ed you. It's dripping wet and at 1130am she gonna go back for lunch and hang around to see if the guy comes back. She'll eventually end up sitting on that thing.