Thottydino Battle Royale: True Stories about THOTS Master Thread

[CinnaSlim]

I don't have any thot stories. I did hear about how at one skate party a guy was gonna propose to his girlfriend who was a stripper. He made them clear the floor and turn down the lights only to find out she left with dude. Someone found her in another guys hotel room.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

No you were right, it's still story telling. Fiction or Non Fiction, still a story.

Either way something about his post was not funny nor entertaining and given the plot, it should have been both

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I don't have any thot stories. I did hear about how at one skate pay a guy was gonna propose to his girlfriend who was a stripper. He made them clear the floor and turn down the lights only to find out she left with dude. Someone found her in another guys hotel room.

How you ain't got thot stories?

 

[King Crimson]

I tell you about this woman I had sexual relations with this weekend

So I'm on Facebook liking my friend's babies pics to let them I'm still in there life I guess

I peep this status of a female I been buttering up for a while she was overseas

She back home it's time for the kill

I hit her with my classic line that work all the time "let's chill"

She hit back like fine I hope you know I just want to chill

I'm like ok but in my head I'm whatever bytch don't play dumb

Boom set up the Netflix they had this movie I never seen before about a dude named Doc Ellis we watch that together

I brought some Budweiser limearitas because bytches lose all moral when they drink that

She was getting hungry but all I had was some honey buns, hot pockets and chicken flavored ramen noodles.

This bytch not getting the good shyt

So I put some noodles in microwave this bytch start complaining talking about where the hot sauce and shyt

I look at this greedy bytch like be grateful I made you dinner

After I'm watching the movie but not really like I'm half watching and half touching on her.

Doc Ellis would have been proud God rest his soul.

After a hour she buzzed and I been drinking water so I'm ready to take advantage

She laying on the bed and I'm getting undressed she like hold up you got to get it wet first

I'm like girl, I love eating p*ssy

Dive in that thing head first
I'm going 10 minutes strong

She begging for big daddy to just stick in

I said I'm bout to blow this bytch mind with this shyt

Flip her on her stomach and start eating the ass

Shyt didn't go as I planned because she had a hemorrhoid

So it's time to save face bout to hit this bytch with my signature move

Where I put the bytch on her back with her ass even on the edge of the bed with her legs up to allow for that extra bounce

Look in my drawer no condoms

I said fukk it she light skin so she good to go raw

Beating that thing up

She riding me now shyt was heaven

I'm like yo I'm bout to nut

She just moaning and shyt

Now I'm trying to lift her but she won't stop

Long story short busting inside her

I'm being blessed with my first son

So much fukkery in one post. I can't even key in on one thing.

I've put this on another thread, but :



When I was in college my second serious girlfriend told me these things every day:

I Love You

I'll never Hurt you

You're special and I want to show you that

Long story short- it turns out that the last two months we were together she was fukkING HER EX. Every single day. She was running game on him too, telling him they were back together. She was telling him the exact same shyt as above, just as convincingly.^ Me and him knew about each other's existence, but she was telling both of us the same story- "he's dating another girl , I haven't talked to him"

3-4 days a week for 2 months him or I were getting sloppy seconds

Same lies told to both of us.

So I eventually caught her when I peeped her phone when I was visiting her at work on her lunch break. Text: "Are you on your lunch break yet babe?" from a dude with the name of her ex. I was like She continued her psychopathic lying trying to deflect, but I had his number from before (another long story)

So she went back to work. And I hit this dude up. I asked "You still dating ____?" He said "Yeah... why?" And I was like "Damn, me too!"

So I'm like "My brother lets meet up"

We met up at a bar across the street, and started chopping it up in there . We start exchanging stories-

Me: "Was she with her sister shopping last Thursday?"

Him: "No dawg she was with me at dinner. Was she tired and had to go to bed at 8pm Friday?"

Me: "Nah dude we went to the club that night"

2 months of these stories

Finally, after a couple shots in I get a great idea- let's go meet her once she gets off work

So we end up waiting outside

She comes out scared shytless once she saw us. She knew it was over.

She just fukking powerwalks to her car and won't talk to either of us as we follow her.

I'm like "C'mon we're all friends! Don't you wanna talk to your boyfriends?

"We've all shared the same vagina its family over here!"

bytch got in her car and booked it.

Haven't seen her since.

I gotta respect the way you both handled it. No bytch shyt. Some dudes would've tried to fight each other. Good job.

OT though: I gotta say, I've done more nasty roach shyt than some of the chicks that I know (or at least that I know of. )
One of the foulest things though, I had a breh I went to High School with. He went down to school for a bit to try and play ball. Left his shorty up here... Maaannnn... "Woman thou art loosed." She had fun while he was gone. He used to call while the crew was out and I'd hear her boo lovin' on the phone only to go get her back blown out. Word to everything, she asked me and another homegirl to DP her. I had to hit her with the and decline. I'm not into balls rubbing that close. Besides, he and I were cool. I knew him since sandbox. And p*ssy wasn't that serious to me. Sad shyt is, she ended up moving down there and they're engaged or some shyt. I feel sorry for breh, but I learned a long time ago that you can't tell a man nothing about his woman.

I know another chick that went on a trip and got knocked up after an orgy. She probably don't know who the pops is. Her man hasn't got the slightest clue.

 

[CinnaSlim]

How you ain't got thot stories?

I don't know thots lol. I don't mess with a lot of people and I mind my business. I'm not into all the gossip.

 

[William F. Russell]

Reserved.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I don't know thots lol. I don't mess with a lot of people and I mind my business. I'm not into all the gossip.

Nikka alert. What type of woman doing indulge in fukkery,?

 

[CinnaSlim]

Nikka alert. What type of woman doing indulge in fukkery,?

I don't search for gossip, but if gossip reaches my ears I don't mind.

I'm also have a rep for being discreet and trustworthy so gossiping wouldn't be a good look.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I don't search for gossip, but if gossip reaches my ears I don't mind.

I'm also have a rep for being discreet and trustworthy so gossiping wouldn't be a good look.

Is that you in your avi?

 

[Nintendough]

Had a chubby thot let me nut in her raw after only meeting her a couple of hours earlier. Made her go half on a days inn room and once I confirmed she had the implant in her arm I filled up the walls. She sent me a pic of her shyt full of my goo the next morning

 

[onelastdeath]

Had a chubby thot let me nut in her raw after only meeting her a couple of hours earlier. Made her go half on a days inn room and once I confirmed she had the implant in her arm I filled up the walls. She sent me a pic of her shyt full of my goo the next morning

So is it hard for you?

 

[CinnaSlim]

Is that you in your avi?

Ye

 

[Ronald McDonald]

let me drop some shyt about this bytch i used to know
she gave the boy the head and said "dont let nobody know"
a bonafide pro i had to grab the hoe
she got freaky in yo 64, i skeeted in her throat
been knowin the hoe for 4 days, pimping repays

and i bet ya didnt know that she goes both ways
she ate her best friend, i left them hoes at the mote
she be callin me and shyt but we dont kick it no mo
them hot hoes is fiending, they on the nuts
but bytch im out your p*ssy when i nut

fo real

 

[#SOG_soldier]

Ye

I wanna eat your ass

 

[Ricky Church]

knew this chick in H.S. that was passed around more times than a spliff at a Buju concert.

me and my friends met her freshman year and she was dating some dude on some exclusive shyt and there was rumors of them going into empty classrooms at random moments and gettin' it in.
everyone naturally believed it because at lunch time while everybody else would either be eating or chillin' (like a normal person does in the lunchroom) they'd be making out and feelin' on each other for the whole period. halfway through the year, for whatever reason... they broke up.

then me and my homies really started to notice her when she started dating my homie (we'll call him Jay) soon after. the rest of us all knew it was a bad idea for him to be fukking with her on some serious shyt cause he was a timid, shy, virgin type dude and we thought he'd fall in love with this hoe cause she was giving him a bit of attention.

anyway long story short that's exactly what happened. they'd be together all the time and she basically ran the relationship. she even broke up with him 8 times during their relationship. and the biggest mindfukk of the whole thing was they never ever fukked. not even a BJ, nothing... he used to cry like a bytch too when she would break up with him. and we'd all just look at him with disgust.
come to find out from a few of her friends that all them times that they were broken up, sometimes for days at a time, she'd be fukking other dude's near where she lived. and he still took her ass back. the most they did according to him was kiss the entire time they was together.

she used to call my other homie up at night while she was dating Jay, knowing they were friends and have phone sex with dude.
my homie told me one day at school and he hit me up on three way when she called him that night, he put me on mute and I heard everything.
I had to hangup halfway through cause I was appalled.

we told this nikka everything and he STILL stayed with her.

a little into Sophomore year, he smartened up and bounced her ass. after that no one at school dated her but instead messed around with her.
last I remember of her from H.S. was when she gave my boy Mike a handjob during an assembly.
people turned around and saw what was going on in an auditorium full of people, but she ain't care.

I saw her on FB a few years ago as a single mom then a few months later she flooded the FB feed with pics of her new husband. some African dude that wifed her up.
letting them lightskin babies call him daddy.